HOME RUN

They find Barack Obama's hidden birth certificate buried with the body of mob boss Jimmy Hoffa in 2003's BRUCE ALMIGHTY prophecy. As a little black Obama boy records the breaking news story using Bruce's jazz trumpet camera for a $10 Ham/ilton fee. It was right there all along, in front of the liberal media's nose. But it turned out that the yapping 60s offspring had been smoking something.

That's why they started finding all those bodies of dead REV.17 female pig icons in shallow graves on Cleveland's Imperial Street the same day I watched the inspired picture; co-starring America's 211 sweetheart Jennifer Aniston. Because the black Mr Sow/ell strangler was in the same metal recycling business that Aniston's character is obsessed with in MANAGEMENT.

The German shepherd dog who found the body in BRUCE ALMIGHTY, represented Ms Aniston's own future white German shepherd symbol of the illegal Matthew Shepard inspired Nazi hate law signed by Obama on the eve of my birthday viewing. The US Constitution grants no authority to the federal government to outlaw any form of thought.

Since the Orwellian legislation of the latter-day Sodom and Egypt was attached to a military budget, the day after it was signed, those 9 military personnel died in the REV.13 sea off China Point and Pyramid Head. God is not going to protect the 'great and abominable church of the devil' cited in 1NEPHI 14, etc.

Of course, that US Marine [G.I. Joe] COBRA chopper, that collided with a C-130 on my birthday, was a stand in for the chopper that puked on the symbolic federal judge in CRY BABY's bonuses.

The US Navy's new USS NEW YORK assault ship, made in part with recycled 911 steel, is scheduled to sail up the Hudson River Monday and dock at Pier 88, according to:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_uss_new_york.html

For my birthday present pick at TARGET Thursday, Granny Grass bought me Woody Allen's latest Manhattan movie WHATEVER WORKS. That ends in a New Year's Eve party scene containing the line, "Hang on... The ball's about to drop..."

I watched it Friday, and then got a big kick out of the quick confirmation by Alex Rodriguez' hard ball hitting the liberal media's video camera in right field. To help win game 3 for the YANKEES by a score of 8-5 in 1776 Philadelphia.

No wonder the slugger has been fingering Kate Hudson lately. In my book, that's at least getting to third base. And a double that's quickly converted into a homer is definitely a threeway score.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
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