NEW BLOOD MOON

The elderly RLDS Senate leader from Las Vegas commenced his bold abomination of desolation assault on the US Constitution last Wednesday. So an aging BOLD LINES INC bus full of elderly Iowa casino players had a bloody crash on I-90 near Austin, Minnesota, in Freeborn County that day.

"Don't fuck with the Jesus!!" [THE BIG LEBOWSKI]

Since Tonto was at some big pow-wow in DC on the day that Muslim savage attacked our soldiers in the Austin, Texas region, I grabbed a $5 2006 pre-Obama copy of the alternate [Alone Ranger] ending to THE BREAKUP at TARGET Wednesday; time-stamping out with it at 3:33 pm.

Reading news reports later, I realized that I had bought THE BREAKUP on the same day that the Manchurian candidate TARGET expert was touring South Korea.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, there is an unbelievable mule/atto freak show sculpture of Chicago's Barack Obama on display at the art gallery where Jennifer Aniston's character Brooke works. That features the Democrat Party's mule/atto mascot ears, and sports an attachment for Barry's long and thin hose-like penis; as per Larry Sinclair's close-up eye witness description. Which is edited into the scene immediately after we are introduced to my homogaysexual sidekick Tonto.

Chicago's future MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE figure was confirmed by Gary and Brooke's large French movie poster for the 1976 Charlton Heston sniper movie entitled TWO MINUTE WARNING, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-Minute_Warning

How about this future Gen George Patton civil war prophecy at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_lincoln_letter_sale.html

THE BREAKUP's rod/stem of Jesse rug movie begins at a CUBS game, inside Chicago's famous WRIGLEY chewing gun stadium, with Jennifer Aniston holding a PEPSI cup reference to those teddy bear cubs on the carpet in Jennifer Garner's physical transfiguration art. While seated next to Ms Garner's blue sofa King Cry Baby guy in blue, sharing a hot dog. In the DVD bonuses, she gets her rug waxed by a funny lesbo who is obsessed with old TV shows like GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

You can find Emma Watson's latest bloody baked cookies statement, with time-travel machine crystals, and her sexy Scottish woodsman plaid three fingers shot, at:
http://www.dresslikeemma.net/photoshoot.php

Those are Shenae Grimes' birthday cupcakes by King Cry Baby's old leather throne.

This 04:44:oo pm quake rattled things near Obsidian [chrystal] Butte, California, in Rt.111's Imperial Valley, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/ci14545820.php

Given all the Chocolate Mtns signs and wonders surrounding Barack Obama, it might be a good time to check out Johnny Depp's 2005 pre-Obama prophecy, CHARLIZE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_and_the_Chocolate_Factory_(film)

Last Tuesday, there was a 6.6 Pink Lady earthquake off Queen C/harlot/te Islands, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2009pcaq.php