CHURCH NOTES:

My giant nut sack sidekick, FARTMAN, spoke at Kalamazoo Central High School's graduation Monday. Where he unleashed his amazing repulsive energy powers on all the school's foolish anal sex virgins. Sounding much like the late LDS leader Gordon B Hinckley, who always warned kids not to call each other names etc. like they do in Washington, DC.

Earlier in the day, there was a massive 36' butt hole gas dig explosion near Southwestern Adventist College in Johnson County, Texas. Because Austin Lake, Alamo, and Howardsville are located around Kalama/zoo too. The fart bomb went off at a rural place called Georges Creek Ranch.

NEVER BEEN KISSED's Molly Shannon was on Fallon Monday night. The band was just two Norwegian guys called THE KINGS OF CONVENIENCE, who stood there and sang like the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim. One being noticeably taller than the other.

Sandy wore a real sparkly black GEN.26:4 dress at the MTV awards. First off, she announced that she wasn't dead [anymore]. I can believe it.

The Scottish teetotaler Craig Ferguson does a fabulous drunk Israelite, but not with wine, routine in his swaying and tipsy monologues. MONTE PYTHON's Eric Idle was on the show Monday night, promoting his new Barack Obama Greek homo spoof entitled "NOT THE MESSIAH: He's a very naughty boy" at:
http://www.dvdtown.com/moviedatabase/coverart/not-the-messiah-hes-a-very-naughty-boy/blu-ray/28475/0

Note the Harry Potter wand.

WND's new WHISTLE BLOWER snake head cover came out before Monday afternoon's LBJ county gas explosion. But they forgot to put Letterman in there, perhaps after Carter, at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=163925

Here's a great piece on today's High School media that Bill Clinton et al will never read, at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=163629

On MTV Sunday, an elderly woman representing the NYT, a.k.a. "The Old Gray Lady" was beaten to death in Cross County, Ark by that black cross in VAMPIRES. It happened inside the Central United Methodist Church along Sandy's Hwy.64 number in Hamlin. See the photo of her two pussy cats of Judah and Ephraim at:
http://www.wreg.com/news/wreg-hamlin-arkansas-homicide,0,6326184.story

Check out this 42nd excavation pagan gas line report at:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100607/D9G6LGM01.html

GSR/TWN