TOUCHDOWN JESUS SCORES

The news about Touchdown Jesus being struck by lightening, and burning down to it's steel 'X' frame roots, was still rolling out when the Ephraimite Rush Limbaugh came back on the air Tuesday and did one better than his Jewish two witnesses partner Howard Stern. Telling his listeners in Sodom and Egypt about the fabulous gay wedding that the new wife had organized with Elton John and numerous NFL celebrities; including Seattle's marvelous black gay smacking Pastor Ken Hutcherson.

The so called "Butter Jesus" went up in flames overnight at Darlene Bishop's Christian rock star church along I-75. Because that is next to Cincinnati's metro area where the darling Sarah Jessica Parker is from originally. Who exposed those stale JACOB 5 Christian fruits in the next suite at Santa Barbara's CHICKEN OF THE SEA resort.

The shrine's water baptism pose stood for Britney Spears' Baptist father who faints away next to all those rock star records at the end of the BP prophecy in GREASE 2.

Even before the plastic and foam sculpture got hit by Harry Potter's lightening bolt, one could see the traditional unknown mystery 'X' symbol of Babylon by it's base at:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2400/2292773034_7b5f18d676.jpg

Touchdown Jesus' KARATE KID outfit represented those poor African kids in Seattle. Who saw the Smith Jr. movie last weekend, and then went home to their Lord Lenin statue in Seattle's Freemont neighborhood. Where they burned to death inside an apartment at street number 334. I just read that Cincinnati's REDS are No.1 right now.

Obviously, this act of God by Exit 29 was confirmation of Kenny Kemp's latest SLC, Utah novel set in the year of 2029 at:
http://www.kennykemp.com/lightland.htm

All the photos we are now seeing of Africans blowing their World Cup football horns are about the Angel Moroni's horn of warning that was blackened recently by lightening in gentile Utah at:
http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/heraldextra.com/content/tncms/assets/editorial/f/62/d34/f62d34ca-3803-5f3e-9f9e-087d91e0e367.image.jpg
AND:
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-FjxAMPRHsOrkrSjp0G-nAQg8k0yYtE9dz3z0RLJUEta9MRFIqNssZ9CRG-_aVbLvWXXMBTnqds9WbL7APqo3i8ErMQr3kx2MXSfOhWzAXZrFoHGqLSmjL_ce0MJgKGoQGvjysrhCgzqR/s320/vuvuzela3.jpg

Heard every time someone makes a score, and confirmed by the Umpire Jesus at:
http://baltimoresun.image2.trb.com/balnews/media/photo/2009-06/47751783.jpg

On the opening weekend of the Messianic THE KARATE KID, two couples in a 1977 PIPER took off from Hwy.70's DeQueen, Arkansas, heading to Gaston for a meet-up with friends on the White River. But they crashed near Umpire in Howard County, killing all 4 people. They were Mr&Mrs Hunt, and Mr&Mrs Davis.

How gay is that?

New Mexico's Gov. Bill Richardson performed the gay marriage for famous Hollywood pilot Harrison Ford to Calista Flochart. On the same day that the above plane watching Touchdown Jesus burned up next to that state capital icon atop the church. Even though Harrison had been scoring with Calista for some 8 years.

The weatherman named Harris in L.A. STORY gets married after a second thunder and lightening storm grounds the LAX plane headed for BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM's London.

Waiting in line at THE CHECKOUT the day before Father's Day, Granny Grass offered to buy me a large black box containing a small shot glass size fragrance jar by Victoria and David Beckham, called INTIMATELY BECKHAM; at over half-off for 9.99. It smells exactly like a glass of 7CROWN rye whiskey. The kind they drink in all those old film noir fedora hat movies, like at:
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/slideshow/4281/2.jpg

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

You can see the once hidden, and now exposed, steel 'X' symbol of Babylon in this link at:
http://www.mainstreetmonroe.com/view_news.asp?nId=5034

The Prop-8 California gay marriage case, in Sister Pelosi country, is being conducted by a homogaysexual judge, and will likely go to the Supreme Lesbians Court in DC. Details are at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=167485