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Jay Leno poo pooed Arizona's new law to "round up" illegals, then called yours truly a 'big douche bag' in his introduction of Jennifer Aniston Thursday night. So a few hours after the broadcast J.L. SPRAY's security fence welding shop exploded down in the LA industrial area where Dick Steele torched that MARK 13:14 photo.

Later the same day, Tracy Province, 42, and two other murderers, cut a hole through the security fence at a Golden Valley, Arizona jail. Then with the help of his 44 year-old girlfriend, they hijacked a semi in MANAGEMENT's Kingman location, probably full of the same merchandise props that JL used in his bit to spoof the state's crack down on alien crime. No word yet if the dangerous escapees are back in JL.

The Providential douche spray joke was a great product combination for OCEAN SPRAY cranberry juices, that confirmed my Oregon beaver beach shot of Evangeline Lilly. Whose golden valley was portrayed laying atop the shore's golden pebbles and sea shells. The perfect pairing with JENNIFER ANISTON's ocean scent spray fragrance that she introduced on JL Thursday. Between their chatter about getting impregnated with a turkey baster .

When Dick Steele pulls up to Rancor's Cuban socialist front, the COCA CABANA 42 months club, his sidekick says, "A man who drives a FERRARI can get lucky..." Invoking that red physical transfiguration FERRARI in the opening of LA STORY. Then he runs his tire tread over some blond babe's shoe, in a shot that reveals yours truly standing there in a blue shirt during the 42 months period. Waiting in the line that is being controlled by some satanic goatee figure. Next comes the two baseball bats scene.

Immediately after Steve Martin enters into the physical transfiguration program in FATHER OF THE BRIDE II, Renee Zellweger pulls up beside him in her red FERRARI and checks him out with a sexy smile.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
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