QUEER AS A $5 BILL

I didn't know there was a 4th Las Vegas VACATION sequel, released in 1997, co-starring today's Hollywood Star Wackers target Randy Quaid. But I accidentally found one Thursday in WAL*MART's $5 close-out bin and watched it Friday morning. A few hours before some 45 year-old guy at the Firecreek Crossing WAL*MART in RENO 911 shot three people in confirmation of my overhearing a lady in the store say she was buying two boxes of hunting rifle ammo for her husband's birthday.

VEGAS VACATION starts out with a double $5 gold coin slot win from an inserted $5 bill play, and continues throughout the story with the same Abraham Lincoln civil war icon getting replayed over and over for Senator Reid's future African abomination of desolation from the Griswald's hometown of Chicago. Confirmed repeatedly by the gold Africa pendant shaped like Lake Washington's Jewish Mercer Island that Quaid's crazy Cousin Eddie character wears. To go with his radioactive trailer-trash homestead A-bomb test site out in the desert, that is crawling with snakes and REV.9 scorpion stinger metaphors.

Griswald's kid Russ is the silly film's main GSR/TWN figure. Who keeps rolling so many lucky number 7s that his new underworld friends put him up in a fancy IN LIKE FLINT suite with a baptism pool full of hot wives. Which ends with my rice throwing "Happy 13th birthday!" dream and 4 hot babe cars that my Bonnie Lake look alike neighbor married to me at the film's little Chapel of the Physical Transfiguration. The same neighbor who drives around town now and then in his mint 1958 red CORVETTE. Inspired by the VACATION series' PEPSI placements and that famous blond bombshell in a red LA STORY physical transfiguration FERRARI with 'MAMA' plates. Who Griswald usually sees while he is wearing a Teddy bear CUBS cap reference to the one in Jen Garner's famous physical transfiguration image at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/view/6547/

Here's an example of the fine cars with FUCH wheels that lucky Russ wins every time he puts 2 quarters into a slot at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/view/18924/
AND:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/view/17013/

A couple weeks ago I dreamed that Norbert Beil was at home plate hitting grounders to me; playing third base during infield practice at Seattle's Ravenna Park baseball diamond. However, we were using tennis balls, in confirmation of this getting to third base image of Jenny at:
http://www.cfake.com/big.php?show=1287235879ceeb618c_cfake.jpg&id_picture=98845&id_name=559

Then he invited me to watch a minor league game with him on Saturday at 10:00. It probably had something to do with this third base pose of Jenny at the Lincoln log Chapel of the Physical Transfiguration near Jenny Lake at:
http://www.cfake.com/big.php?show=1269171876cdd9af9d_cfake.jpg&id_picture=86575&id_name=559

Griswald plays his old college football number 44 in the Providential KENO finale. That features a politically lonely Larry King look alike handing it all over to the conservatives after REV.13's 42 months of Orwellian COMEDY CENTRAL humor. Hence the new wildfires outside 30 ROCK's liberal Boulder, Colorado landmark about the big rock finale in DANIEL 2.

GSR/TWN

NOTE:

That's Sarah Palin at the hotel desk when the Griswalds first arrive on the strip.

Griswald's wife calls him 'Sparky' after hearing his idea about getting married again, for Friday's shooting near Rt.445 Sparks, Nevada.