COUNTERFEIT CURRENCY

Wondering what would be a great film update for MLK Monday morning, up in the kitchen munching down on a leftovers roast chicken sandwich with an orange glass of ODDWALLA carrot juice, I was almost ready for a second look at my L'Blackie sidekick sheriff in BLAZZING SADDLES fucking Hailee Steinfeld in the end of TRUE GRIT, or maybe a peek at my yet unseen bastardized version of Ted Turner's IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SADDLE prophecy in color. When the word of the Lord came unto me and said simply, "Eddie Murphy". What the get the fuck out of town..?! He was the last thing on my mind.

BEVERY HILLS COP III's 1994 prophecy about 2011 began with the bad guy currency counterfeiters in the futuristic mind of Jared Loughner killing the two witnesses' ghetto blaster radio that was playing Detroit soul music, before they shoot Eddie's black "boss" named Mike Douglas. Then his 'Axel' protagonist hops into the same sexy red car that I saw in a flash vision on MLK's birthday at 9:37pm and chases after the LA mob leaders involved up to their necks in the funny money budgets introduced by their underground abomination of desolation based in Orange County's WONDER WORLD, now transformed into a Democrat Party victory zone by the film's illegal 'ALIEN ATTACK' ride control room scenes.

WONDER WORLD's naive white sap figure 'Uncle Dave' is now around the same age as Dave Letterman. Whose new naughty Obama boy era theme park rules stipulate that, "You're supposed to be nice to me no matter what I do!" inside the fantasy world of the more righteous Republican elephants with the pussy whipped pink ear vaginas on their heads. Until Foley gets shot at while on a pay-phone and immediately runs over to the park's White Horse Prophecy carousel ride.

But in the end, it's the ghetto blaster talk radio [rap] weapon of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim, with classic movies TV screen, that takes down the illegal underground funny money 666 Chicago mob in DC. That the batty Uncle Fester figure from Tombstone, Arizona decided to G/LOCK once and for all on the Sabbath of the Lord. BEVERLY HILLS COP III ends with the credits playing under the song lyrics, "...doing the right thing... The wrong way..."

GSR/TWN