WHERE DID ALL THE REAL QUEERS GO?

Unlike the protected child actor Drew Barrymore, who grew up in a spoiled wonder world full of phony Hollywood faggots, I was raised in the real world of the log cabin Republican queers in a John Waters Baltimore, Maryland movie. Who had to work their asses off just to make a buck in the city's culture of HASTY TASTY greasy spoon all-night diners. That is why John is a true believer, and Drew is just a little mindless silly flirt who talks out of the side of her mouth like a Chicago politician.

There is nothing queer about an emotionally fucked up guy who walks around with limp wrists and a female voice; who are a dime a dozen nowadays. A real queer is more like a strangely monogamist Elton John on the left, or a strangely homogaycelibate Pope 16 on the right, who has probably never touched another man's OSCAR MEYER wiener in his life.

The very essence of Sodom is petty self centered selfishness. Which explains the oddly homosexual nature of so many silly Christians who reject the power of God to reveal his word at any time to anyone. Especially if that special someone is a complete loser on the bottom of the pecking order. Therefore, it is highly more likely that God would reveal his word to a dead carp or a filthy pig than some arrogant dick head with a Dallas, Texas graduate degree in the false religions of men.

This is why so many really spooky smiley pix show up on the Internet of beautiful and seemingly intelligent hipsters, like Cameron Diaz and Barbara Streisand, sitting down to dinner with such complete and utter lowlifes that are on display today for everyone to see in the new world of born again fascists. Who do you think you're kidding?

GSR/TWN