SEE YA ON THE FLIP SIDE

Laying awake in bed Friday around 1:40 am, wondering if I should take Elvis's advice and check out the flip-side of my LEPRECHAUN 3 DVD, I experienced a series of potato head impressions that reminded me that LEPRECHAUN 4 was about a crazy 666 Mr Potato Head scientist who wanted to counterfeit the regenerative physical transfiguration at the end of America's John F. Kennedy space shuttle fantasy.

So I flipped LEP 3 over to LEP 4 in my DVD player and saw that the latter 1996 direct-to-video Woody Allen toady prophecy was about THE FAT SPY film that so inspired Jennifer Aniston's delicate new salty sea spray fragrance.

Because after I watched the third installment of the original LEPRECHAUN movie that launched her nice ass career, I saw all the new reports about my black Irish sidekick signing the new Patriot Act with that same robotic 666 hand used by the film's Dr Mittenhand.

Because shortly thereafter, he would turn into a huge physically transfigured spider who loved to prey on other big black shit-eating flies. Like the ones we saw him swatting dead fairly recently in all those Obama press conference videos. That led up to his Navy swat team sliding down their helicopter ropes like they were spiders in the night dropping down on their creepy crawly evil prey.

Because my William Boroughs figure in Gus Van Sant's many DRUGSTORE COWBOY meets MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO revelations looked up at my IN LIKE FLINT Manhattan penthouse nest and became so overcome by the FFing grace of Jesus that he broke out in "Ominous!" tongues. Seen here the same way posing in one of his last NRA promotions about enforcing the US Constitution no matter what at:
http://rjdent.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/william_s__burroughs_gun.jpg

The sweet thing about the flip side, is that you get to watch your HECKLER & KOCH barrel slide in and out as it loads up the next round inside the chamber of her gun. Whereas when you are on the front side, it's always better to "HOLD IT AGAINST ME" tightly, Britney Spears style, so that you create the kind of constant pressure on her GLOCK-spot bullet that will eventually lead to the kind of FFing climax shot that she needs in order to come to you. In other words, gently press in and up tightly on the front side, then slide down in and out firmly on the flip side. The Kingdom of God is the best of both worlds.

GSR/TWN