Sunday, July 24, 2011

AMY WAS HALF VAMPIRE

"How did you know that?" she asks Mr Zero.

Because she looked like THE LOST BOYS half vampire love interest named Star, [Read STARBUCKS.] but with a bigger nose of course. And she suddenly joined the immortal '27 Club' forever for a back-to-back COMIC-CON confirmation of that big [GET the picture!] Jim Morrison blow-up in the convention's lobby at the film's vampire hotel.

Where they drank out of the bloody Sacramento, CA red wine bottle of Winehouse's death, that leads to 23 year-old immortality in the long run.

Plus, those semi-auto squirt guns full of Jesus juice that were used by the underage super-heroes in THE LOST BOYS were the same one used by the blond Jesus look alike to destroy all those predatory dick head 666 vampires at some ADAMS FAMILY VALUES summer camp situation. That started in the climax when that 'Twisted Sister' vampire drowned in the same bathtub that my 16th Ave boyhood neighbor Antony drowned in when he had a seizure right after my retro STINGRAY vision.

I know this because Saturday morning at 5:46 Jesus said to me "November 6". Which turned out to be the birthday of ZERO EFFECT's redhead massage lady who is 'the best'. Who will be cast as the idealistic babe in my STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER rip off on the flip side. Co-starring Megan Fox as her partner in crime just to give it some explosive three-way box office sex appeal.

This is why I felt my 1960s era hide-a-bed sofa have a minor orgasm from that 3.7 earthquake at 5:19:28 AM Sunday underneath Mt Walker and Penny Creek out on Jenny's Olympic Peninsula, just south of Lords Lake. Or just north of Devils Lake, however you want to look at it.

Right there is where I went to Camp Paulson's Scandinavian Boy Scout camp on Hood Canal during the Summer of Love in San Francisco [meets 666 San Jose] and won a Lincoln 5 buck for being the troop's best LOST BOYS bullseye target arrow shooter. Located across the water from that giant erection landmark peninsula that has a monstrous DC head where Bill Gate's summer cabin is located.

I'll never forget the time when I almost drowned in the freezing waters off Lindsay Beach meets Red Bluff meets Frenchman's Point while trying to earn a swimming merit badge. As if someone was shooting at me while the Eagle Scouts in the confirmation row boat were laughing.

GSR/TWN

PS:

THE LOST BOYS' inspired old school queer Swedish director, Joel Shumacher, has always said that "I'm a sexual outlaw." Along the order of all those old western TRUE GRIT outlaws humping their way too young love interests bareback in old movies like SABRINA and ROMAN HOLIDAY meets IT STARTED IN NAPLES and FATHER GOOSE; on the flip side.

WHITE HORSE PROPHECY LINK:
http://www.thepostemail.com/2011/07/24/citizens-anger-mounts-as-congressmen-do-nothing-about-obamas-abuses-and-usurpations/

NOTE:

This map shows Hood Canal's big boner icon with monster head on the south end mentioned above. You have to rotate the image 90 degrees to fully see it, like one of those cut-and-paste objects on Obama's fabricated birth certificate, at:
http://www.obairlann.net/reaper/motorcycle/rides/hood_canal/images/hood_canal_map-md.jpg

LOST BOYS' poster for 'UFO FRIDAY' has the date of July 25 on it.

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