PENNSYLVANIA 6-5000 NOTES:

Starting last week Granny Grass suddenly started inviting me out to dinner at Paris Hilton's popular TACO BELL franchise. The first or second time, we stopped at nearby GOODWILL afterwards, where I found 1985's TRANSYLVANIA 6-5000 spoof about the 666 beast in cinema. Where the two witnesses end up at a local HILTON castle hotel in socialist Yugoslavia that has a secret physical transfiguration monster lab in the basement.

They get to the remote place, with gay multicultural rainbows in the sky, on a campaign bus bearing the '... 56' number of the White Horse Prophecy anniversary. And find out in the end that one of the basement monsters, a mummy, is actually Paris Hilton. As confirmed by the 56th cfake image of her in a basement, wearing Geena Davis' famous vampire cleaverage, at:
http://cfake.com/big.php?show=1262458639e27ea309_cfake.jpg&id_picture=82664&id_name=980&p_name=Paris%20Hilton

The above image's baby blue color stands for the British word 'Mummy'. Because the American mummy Britney Spears appears in the 1985 prophecy as Jeff Goldblum's love interest from New York. Indicating that the blond pop singer just may be one of his future crazy-8 wives on the flip side; featured in cfake's 56th image of Britney by a tall Goldblum dude and her baby at:
http://cfake.com/big.php?show=1279797507bdf6fa12_cfake.jpg&id_picture=95207&id_name=194&p_name=Britney%20Spears

Everybody laughs and SNICKERS when the two tabloid reporters of Judah and Ephraim show up in the remote socialist 80s paradise of Transylvania looking for some kind of Barack Obama documentation. That would be miraculously confirmed some 25 years later by the fact that the GLOBE tabloid is the only national publication that has reported on Obama's fake birth certificate. Which you will only find on Wkipedia at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transylvania_6-5000_(1985_film)
AND:
http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/248430.1020.A.jpg

Before the end credits, the movie's GLOBE tabloid headline reads "FRANKENSTEIN LIVES!.. Reveals Enormous Bolt"

After we learn that the 666 beast looks just like ordinary people.

GSR/TWN