Wednesday, August 3, 2011

TASTES LIKE CANADIAN BACON

Whenever Ken and I went hiking towards the end of the Beatles Invasion, whether 9 miles of steep switch-backs up to the Necklace Lakes, or just a short walkabout into Island Lake, we usually packed a sack of potatoes, a dozen eggs, and a can of Canadian bacon, that made for some great HASTY TASTY grease seasoning in our 12" cast iron pan. No wonder our NELSON TRAPPER backpacks probably weighed as much as any WW I era SAD SACK forerunner had to bear in the Scottish CHARIOTS OF FIRE prophecy at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chariots_of_Fire

Sadly, they don't make-'em like they used to.

I tried to find 75's ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKO'S NEST prophecy at GOODWILL, but I only got the 1972 nut house vampire prophecy about my Canadian coed virgin on 90210. Who is saved from eternal damnation because one of her innocent sisters gets strung up and sugar caned in the ass like some [Arab spring] adulterer in Egypt, or by the newly liberated Libyian billionaires at:
http://pics.filmaffinity.com/Dracula_s_Great_Love_aka_Cemetery_Girls-823111156-large.jpg

Think John Mayer ravishing the 19 year-old self-righteous virgin Taylor Swift. Who still can not stop crying about it; mostly because she knows in her heart of hearts that she had it coming for being such a little innocent bitch. [Read Miley Montana from the same Bible Belt state of the Tenn virgins prophecy.]

In the horny DRACULA'S GREAT LOVE prophecy about me waiting patiently to fuck the virgin Shenae Grimes only-until-after the physical transfiguration blood letting starts, on the flip side, God delivers unto me a few fine used cars that I can work on in the meantime.

GSR/TWN

PS: Ian Charleson was your LDS missiomary truly of course at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Charleson_as_Liddell.jpg

Recenly I had a breathtaking dream that I was riding in the back of a royal London Taxi like the one at:
http://cfake.com/big.php?show=131229327679b7cbf6_cfake.jpg&id_picture=111351&id_name=311&p_name=Courteney%20Cox

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