NOT FAKING IT NOTES:

Justin Bieber showed Leno how to eat sushi the day before the news broke about him possibly having a second wife. Which was corroborated by the news that Israel fired a new missile at the same time his new UNDER THE MISTLETOE album came out. With a title about all those [Arab] camel toes and sushi shots at JETWAKE.

Some months ago, before her TITANIC movie dinner date with Bieber, I experienced a flash vision wherein Selena Gomez was standing in the middle of STAPLES' court holding a basketball. And I stepped up behind her and gave her a big swat on the butt with my hand. Then she immediately shot the ball up way high and long for a perfect swish basket 3-pointer.

Chloe is on the cover of INTERVIEW in the same month that the rare June suckers spawn in the Provo River, at:
http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/445406/chloe-moretz-interview-nov-02/fullsize/

The mother of Obama's murdered lover Donald Young is speaking up at:
http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2011/11/un-anonymous-source-says-he-gave-obama.html

MOONSTRUCK is about the mother in REV.17. So Ronnie doesn't fuck his brother's fiancée until the table is knocked over.

In MOONSTRUCK, Napoli's Ornella Fresh goes to the salon at street number 581 before her opera date with Mr Wolf at Obama's LINCOLN CENTER. Having just entered into the physical transfiguration that is manifested in the opera house's crystal chandeliers. Even her voice changes, for only that one particular scene in the 1987 movie, which is about the symbolic number 58; for all things restored like new.

Towards the end, her gay fiancé has no idea why a man should have more than one wife.

The portrait of the old married couple, without any physical transfiguration, in the last shot stands for the glory of the moon that is the D&C 86 church of today.

Sienna showed up in Monet's orange tones painting of Venice Wednesday with Tom in confirmation of THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR's protagonist named 'Tom', snapped at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2596116/sienna-miller-tom-sturridge-holding-hands-03/

One of the funniest scenes in MOONSTRUCK shows yours truly on a dinner date with some 19ish babe in black and white plaid. Where the volcano in JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO is painted on the walls. Since the 1987 movie was written by the same guy who directed the 1990 movie.

MOONSTRUCK's 19 Cranberry address was the inspiration behind MANAGEMENT's cranberry sex lesson by the Tacoma porn star [a.k.a Bucky Larson] Who is shunned by the 40ish mother but is attractive to the two 19ish teens by his PANDA restaurant table.

GSR/TWN