THERE'S ONLY ONE HITCH

HITCH ends with my future black matchmaker sidekick onboard Harold Robbins' 91' yacht somehow, just before yours truly shows up for the film's pretty ridiculous big wet makeup kiss finale with Paris Hilton. Which they try to make up for with the soaring Tom Cruise love boat music over the end credits that sounds like the spy theme for MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

Then my weird alien looking MEN IN BLACK co-star in the Oval Office races over to catch Eva Mendez before she falls for some guy who is even more handsome than a mindless Halle Barry lover sporting the prettiest cock you ever saw.

The hilarious black&white identical twins movie poster is at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_in_Black_(film)

Trying to run interference, Steve Carell's new son of Ham pix were suddenly put out there in confirmation of my famous IN LIKE FLINT yacht prophecy at:
http://www.bearwoodjazz.co.uk/images/zaca.jpg
AND:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2604585/steve-carell-gq-01/

Which was confirmed on the very same day by that white REV.17 woman who went public with her apostate Christian accusations about GODFATHERS PIZZA's former Godfather being the Kenyan polygamist father to the white Jewish mother of Barack Obama. And which everybody and his half mutt dog knows is true.

"This thing is like a bad penny." says Hitch about Herman McCain's Ms Penny. Like everyone else out there who is trying to bad mouth my future co-star of STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER. If my NIGHT SHIFT remake wife decides to pass on the offer, and Emma Stone decides to change the color of her hair.

It sure as hell did not work for Sandra Bullock. And it ain't gonna work for Ms Cruz or Ms Hurley neither.

Fortunately, I am now at the perfect age for the perfect remake of LOLITA, co-starring Chloe Moretz with her sequel plot twist half-sister Ellen Fanning, after the second woe earthquake in REV.11 kills about 7k around the Chicago area.

Put that in you crack pipe and smoke it.

GSR/TWN