THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE BLOW JOB

Believe or not, even yours truly, the greatest mother fucker of them all, who is the future King of England, yada yada, is going to be obligated by some kind of a 'pay it forward' deal if I ever expect Sandra Bullock to be sucking on my cock on one of her many sofa thrones, while Dakota Fanning is out in the kitchen fixing us a nice smoked salmon cheese plate with toasted whole wheat crackers. ~ Reportedly, Kristen Stewart has finally hit bottom, and is just now coming up for air, FOR YOUR EYES ONLY style; per my prophetic James Bond movie about hot make-up sex revenge. ~ You lie about my skinny wives being just a flock of skinny bitches, and they will pull their cut off jeans down right in front of your eyes, so that you can watch and learn and become alarmed about what is going down right in front of you, at: http://perezhilton.com/2012-08-03-emma-watson-spotted-sun-bathing-hamptons-reading-paulo-coelho-the-alchemist ~ AND: http://perezhilton.com/2012-08-03-miley-cyrus-posts-alarmingly-thin-photo ~ AND: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2182439/Lindsay-Lohan-stepped-West-Hollywood-pair-ripped-designer-shorts.html ~ GSR/TWN