FUCKING MILEY CYRUS, CO-STARRING CAREY MULLIGAN

A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT came out in the same year as HANNAH MONTANA's prophetic protagonist did in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE FUCKER. [Her boyfriend in the 1992 movie was way taller than her.] ~ Ergo, Miley and Dakota have some very similar angles. ~ Since either one of them could play Janis Joplin as a teenager in my upcoming Oliver Stone rip-off movie shot on video, for half the price, and twice the profits. ~ Right now, the real money is in XXX porn. Because everything else out there now is pretty much a pile of steamy hot dog shit. ~ You want to make an art film? Just drop off your 8x10 at the door of Mel Gibson's sleazy church film studio up in Malibu. ~ In BUFFY, no.10's Ben Affleck player gives the global basketball icon to the no.13 vampire look alike in my crazy CABLE MAN meets DUMB AND DUMBER prophecy. So now you know that the 'H' letter in BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER stands for Hannah Montana, and her sisters. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS Woody Allen: If you want Carey Mulligan to be in your next picture, it's going to have to be some kind of a soft porn teen movie.