CARA BELEVIGNE IS MY OWN PRIVATE REPLACEMENT KILLER LOVER IN NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

That 4.0 earthquake in Caribou County, Idaho was the confirmation of Catherine Zeta-Jones's killer-sex lover who has a cock full of Canadian quarters in AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS. ~ Too bad his fantasy girlfriend was down in Oklahomo at the three-way climax. So then Cara Mia had to step in and take over. ~ You replace me with some other dude in the Chinatown REPLACEMENT KILLERS prophecy, and some even hotter killer-sex babe like Cara Belevigne will step up to the home-run plate and replace you. ~ Believe me, non of you 30-40-50 year-olds got nothing, compared to my younger wives like Cara Belevigne. ~ And that really is saying something. ~ GSR/TWN ~ GIANT NOTES: Here is a look at those giant NBA nigger basketballs in the Flint, Michigan Lake prophecy in SEMI PRO at: http://m.upi.com/story/UPI-6301362138130/ ~ Right after the polite country club faction of the Republican Party voted for special treatment for homosexuals and whores, some guy named Jeff Bush was swallowed up by a sink hole from hell in the Tampa, Florida area. The same thing is about to happen to the new leaders of the new and improved RLDS church in SLC, UT. ~ Last week, I dreamed that Gwyneth Paltrow wanted to get in on the action going down over at Charlize Theron's shag pad up in the canyons above Hollywood, LA. ~ After she saw David Lynch hanging around her pool in a European style man bikini. ~ Yeah yeah yeah, we already know that Barack Obama is not really a dictator. And that he just plays one on tv. Which is owned and operated by America's Jews.