MEL GIBSON FOR POPE

I AM is not joking. Why not make the future weird looking FOREVER YOUNG WWII [B-25 lighthouse pilot on a hill] movie star the newer looking face of the new Catholic Church of the seven hills of Malibu, California the new Pope? ~ What? The Branch Davidian actor was caught FFing that whore from Russia? Hell, that whole FFing missionary position Hawaii thing suddenly appeared like a thief in the night when yours truly arrived in Rome. ~ Mark my word. You make Mel the new Pope, church attendence will skyrocket, and so will the tithes and offerings. Not to mention the huge surge in tourism. ~ Per the scenario in the dirty dozen apostles movie where those WWIII misfits suddenly appear out of nowhere and capture that self righteous colonel in THE DIRTY DOZEN dunk'in donuts prophecy. ~ GSR/TWN ~ IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! ~ PS: Right now, as I re-write this new dialogue line, it is exactly 6:00 pm PST; which means that you got about 90 minutes to get your new act together; before going live at 10:30 pm NYC time.