MALIBU MORMONS

Joseph Smith said that you will only find the Kingdom of God in a place where God's oracles are welcome. ~ ~ Therefore, Mr ORACLE himself has been secretly buying up much of Malibu in anticipation of that new endowment house of the Lord above Malibu being remodeled by his favorite FOREVER YOUNG star Mel Gibson. ~ ~ Makes total sense too; since after you make your first hundred billion, the only thing left that could possibly be of interest is the vampire blood-sucking process wherein you get to become 29 years-old again. ~ ~ No wonder I returned to BYU again in 1986 for my second 29ish chance in life. Right as they were shooting PEGGY SUE GOT married in Santa Rosa, California. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ HOMEWORK READING: Study this new report from London about all those 70s and 80s shag pads being remodeled and restored again in Malibu, at; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2320768/Larry-Ellison-buys-nearly-TWENTY-FOUR-properties-Malibu-worth-250m.html ~ ~ And then study this Big Brown HERSHEYS chocolate outfit on Ms Z that depicts the broken chain link fences at some 666 prison in the Gay Area, at: http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2865622/renee-zellweger-met-ball-2013-red-carpet-04/fullsize/ ~ ~ Think I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS meets BIRD MAN OF ALCATRAZ. ~ ~ Surprisingly, the new Taylor Swift bangs on Renee actually work. ~ ~ [Captain Jack Sparrow escaped from his prison island in THE FAT SPY prophecy by riding away on the backs of two sea turtles, after the three days of the two witnesses in REV.11, and all that lovey dovey shit.] ~ ~ JEW NOTES: East coast Jews, queers, and niggers, think that the way-out-west Mormons are really strange. Imagine how weird they must look to all those born again Christians living in Oklahoma and Texas. ~ ~ THE ODD NOTE: One of America's most odd ball mormons, Glenn Beck, showed up at the NRA convention last weekend and declared from the pulpit that Barack Obama was a natural born citizen heterosexual who was born in Hawaii.