Tuesday, May 14, 2013

WHY?

Now that the cutting time is upon us, people of good faith are going to be screaming and wailing as they drop to their knees and ask God, "WHY?.. WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?" According to the revealed word of God in the 2bc.info. [Hard copy only.] ~ ~ Which is basically the same thing as crying about how you never knew that Barack Obama was an illegal alien who was born in Africa. ~ ~ Oh well, time to grow up. Better late than never. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ TRAGIC GREEK FARCE NOTES: The Jewish Pentecost starts tonight. When we remember the time when g-d gave the Israelites the Book of Mormon. ~ ~ Talk about visionary dreams. On Mothers Day, I dreamed that one of those jerks in the singles bar scene in ROMANCING THE STONE gave me the keys to his red 1965 VELOCE GT, seen at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alfa_Romeo_Junior_GT.JPG ~ ~ Obviously, the guy was either role playing Jay Leno or Jerry Signfeld, since the sexy physically transfigured like-new car was a part of their Santa Monica airport hanger warehouse collection. ~ ~ Don't get me wrong now. I AM is not really into car collecting idolatry. But I probably could go for a mint 2000 GT VELOCE just for the 'watch and learn' shits and giggles. ~ ~ AND FUCK YOU TOO: Who doesn't know that it won't last forever? That's not the point. [That's like stating the obvious DUMB AND DUMBER meets FARGO points about how Internet porno is as filthy and dirty as homosexual marriage. And now all those polite high-society half-jew German Lutheran church lady politicians in the Twin Cities area are going to die. Big wow.] ~ ~ Note the above 92 car plate reference to Miley Cyrus' shaved off [Shav/uot] pussy at: http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/05/13/miley-cyrus-underwear-no-pants-pic/ ~ ~ ROMANCING THE WET PUSSY NOTES: I doubt it. But it could actually happen. All the www.com 666 gossip mongers on the XXX Internet are reporting that Kristen Stewart, and her unshaved vampire blood-sucker lover, are going to skip out of the Cannes Film Festival and go on some kind of a hot and sweaty SIDEWAYS walkabout through the wine tasting vineyards in southern France meets northern California. ~ ~ Whatever. The only thing that I would have to say about this is; grilled French-German brown trout goes best with a white Burgundy, just as long as it is smothered in enough rosemary and basil garlic butter, and the skin is really crispy brown. Otherwise, wait until the Alaska sockeye run in late August, and just order the crispy roast veal, or maybe the young lamb tenderloin. ~ ~ [You will have to fly into any one of those legendary Alaskan lakes on a rather bumpy small private plane of course. But it will be worth it. I promise you.] ~ ~ [Prince Charles prefers those sockeye lakes on the Charlotte Islands. That is if by then you just feel like ditching the boyfriend, and hanging out around the underaged girl scout hippie-chick campfire with Ellen Page and Angeline Lilly.] ~ ~ In my dream about Miley Cyrus' sexy red state VELOCE GT sports car ride, I was amazed that I had just found a pinky ring in my movie theater popcorn box that had the same car's green snake logo; holding a bird in his mouth at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfa_Romeo ~ ~ Plus, the above car crest image also depicts the blood red crucifixion-cross flag of the blood of Israel in England. Think Moses holding up his ten commandments snake medicine on the Royal crown cross of the lamb staff, etc. etc. ~ ~ TWN NOTES: Reportedly, they let my light skin O.J. sidekick keep one hand tied behind his back in his new court appearance, just to make it fair.

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