THE ART OF FUCKING HORSEBACK

For Independence Day, I decided to interrupt my debut screening of RED DRAGON's prophecy about the Boston marathon, in order to watch Bertolucci's art film about hot sex with 15 year-old virgins. Can you blame me? ~ ~ Since the prophetic 1996 indie film called STEALING BEAUTY is obviously about my FFing missionary period in Sienna Miller's Siena, Italia landmark. Back when he was making my LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets INTERVIEW, 2007, about hot young babes secretly fucking their middle-aged daddies. ~ ~ Because we know what STEALING BEAUTY is all about when we see that handsome German Italian Ken Kemp look alike jerk fucking a hot 19ish Dakota Fanning [Gabriella] figure in the 1996 GSR/TWN time-line picture; without even offering her some kind of a made up eternal-religion reason for it, per: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stealing_Beauty#Trivia ~ ~ Therefore, never fuck a good looking stranger, male or female, who can not tell you why. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ SEX ON THE BEACH NOTES: I was chowing down on my usual chicken noodles at PANDA early Wednesday evening, when Michael Douglas himself pulled up to the curb outside my window seat in an England red SILVERADO F150; bearing a lisence plate frame that said, "ROCKY MOUNTAIN ELK FOUNDATION". Now I see the new Ms Montana pix of her relaxing on the beach in the aging movie star's same TOMMY BAHAMA style sail boat paradise setting in CAPTAIN RON meets ROMANCING THE STONE, like at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2355319/A-bikini-clad-Miley-Cyrus-goes-make-free-fiance-free-tropical-holiday.html ~ ~ They don't call the British off-shore neo tax-free haven for older rich guys who love to fuck girls 'Hope Town' for nothing. Not to be confused with Cape Town, South Africa. Where basically the same thing also goes on all the time; but it's not as legal.