THE INVISIBLE UNKNOWN STAND UP GUY WITH A DANGEROUS MIND

The invisible man stand up comic on the Chinatown gong show movie, directed by Mr Lake [Perry] Como, was a prophecy about the funny unknown one at GSR/TWN. ~ ~ Ironically, George Clooney has that unique gift from God to play straight ass serious men who look gay, and have a nice smart ass sense of humor at the same time. ~ ~ Which Hollywood has not seen on the big screen since the down low actor Gary Cooper. ~ ~ Probably the only thing that could top this would be some kind of an Orson Welles impersonator who can play, say, both of the physical transfiguration lead roles in DEATH TRAP meets DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS. ~ ~ Believe me, if you are a middle-aged man who is regularly fucking two teenage girls at a time, it's not that much of a stretch. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ BRIT HUMOR NOTES: This could be the best GSR/TWN spoof yet, at: http://www.ksl.com/?sid=26042061&nid=148&title=newly-discovered-dinosaur-named-after-utah-paleontologist&fm=home_page&s_cid=queue-5 ~ ~ Hopefully the half moose dinosaur report is not true, because that would not be nearly as funny. ~ ~ On the other hand; I AM is pretty sure that this report is a genuine time-line confirmation of Gwyneth Paltrow's look alike role in CARNIVAL OF SOULS, at: http://www.ksl.com/?nid=711&sid=26029929&title=south-dakotas-corn-palace-renovations-get-city-ok ~ ~ On the other hand, if you are a middle-aged man who has a problem with being attracted to boys, try fucking some girls with the same kind of tight little asses instead; and then gradually work your way up to some older lookers who are more around your own age. Because in the upcoming kingdom of g-d, men who lay with boys will be killed off, gong show style. ~ ~ The above GONG SHOW's first kill is a tight-pants skinny guy who is wearing mascara, and has the SHAMPOO hairdo of a woman. Just like so many of the marchers have in those defiant militant parades prophesied of in REV.9. Which you would know nothing about if all you did was listen to Christian conservative talk radio shows, and go to church every Sunday. ~ ~ CHARACTER BACKGROUND NOTES: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Rotten_Scoundrels_(film) ~~ AND: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deathtrap_(film) ~ ~ DR. NO NOTES: Seattle's Dr. Strangelove is now claiming that certain secret agent forces are trying to kill Obamacare from the inside. No shit Dr. Watson.