DANIEL DAY LEWIS FINALLY GETS IT

Get it? ~ Lewis plays the look alike guy upstairs who is still fucking my aging French X wife with the difficult to pronounce first name. ~ I play the look alike Orson Welles widower down on the ground floor. ~ And the two underaged babes whom I am screwing behind their fiancé's back are a little older now. ~ I'm thinking maybe Sienna Miller and Michelle Rodriguez on this one. ~ If not them, then let's offer it to some kind of a combination ensemble like Keira Knightley and Carey Mulligan. ~ Think SLEEPLESS IN RIO meets STARTING OUT IN THE EVENING meets AN IRRATIONAL MAN, at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starting_Out_in_the_Evening ~ The thing would practically direct itseft. ~ "The top six actresses in Hollywood want this!!" paraphrasing Justin Theroux, the director, in MULHOLLAND DR. ~ Ah fuck it, for goodness sakes. ~ Let's just go with David Lynch anyway. ~ Since the concept is so strange and unbelievable that it might just take the touch of a surrealist genius to make it more believable. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS OBAMA: Climate change is caused by born again fascism and reformed homosexuality. ~