GOLF DIGEST published their hilarious new down low fuck buddies issue before the news broke that confirmed Barry Obama and Tiger Woods' history of prowling for sex with strangers.
Their "LOAD IT AND LET IT GO!" penis tips in the green hole cover can be seen at:
http://www.nesn.com/2009/12/tiger-woods-shares-cover-of-golf-digest-with-barack-obama.html
Of course, what it really means. Is that all of the strangers that Obama has fucked in the ass are going to metaphorically attack his long black limo with their golf clubs. By the time his 42 months tire tread warranty is up in REV.11 etc.
Tiger Woods' black 4x4 crash on "Black Friday" looked an awfull lot like the monkey that falls off the genealogy tree branch of Jesse on Austin Powers' laptop in GOLDMEMBER. One may recall, the cinematic Dugway Range meteorite prophecy starts "Somewhere in Utah".
A sure sign of the coming REV.13 captivity for those who tried to put the righteous into 666 captivity, was the imprisonment of that typical Obama supporting sex games chick from Seattle. Guilty or innocent, they put her into Mussolini style captivity in Perugia, Italy, because the town is world famous for it's rather cheap and crappy chocolates. And the trial was happening during their big Eurochocolate fest at:
http://www.bellaumbria.net/Perugia/eurochocolate_eng.htm
Speaking of greens. WEEZER's lead man, Rivers Cuomo, was injured when their tour bus crashed on black ice Sunday; while traveling east on I-90 near Fonda, NY. The same day Springsteen et al were honored by Mr.44 at DC's Kennedy Center.
One of their big pre-Obama hits was off THE GREEN ALBUM, called "Island in the Sun". You can see the single's prophetic Hawaiian Obama sun logo at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Island_in_the_Sun_(song)_alt._cover.jpg
This is that old folks casino bus crash on I-90 when Las Vegas' elderly mormon FDR senator started pushing the day 1290 abomination of fasciation on November 18.
They play a lot of winter golf greens in the Las Vegas area.
Only hours after Toronto's [Tonto's] radically mental green, Rachel McAdams, appeared on Conan as an excellent potential blonde choice for THE MISFITS remake, 43 horses died in Hwy.42's Lebanon, Ohio. From a wee hours fire that burned down barn number REV.16 at the local race track.
Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NOTES:
Beyonce's PEPSI video in GOLDMEMBER says she "...can't wait for the bedroom, so we just hit the floor." Like at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/6547/
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
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Friday, December 4, 2009
GOLD SHAFT
By personal request, Granny Grass bought me my first DVD copy of 2002's GOLDMEMBER this week at MARSHALLS, for a nice $3.99 stocking stuffer, that I watched Thursday morning.
I was bummed that the film's prophetic Larry Sinclair Colorado prison mate was cropped out of the 'Belly of the Beast' rap number. But he showed up miraculously in the DVD's no.5 deleted Obama cover up scene; with the inspired introduction, "There's my special boy." Playing out a dancing ferry "screen" so that the guards couldn't see the dead body of Donald Young.
Basically, GOLDMEMBER is a prophecy about an evil leader who trys to extort some world conference body with his global warming flood threats. Directing the trajectory of a solid gold tax revenue meteor, called Midas 22, like a missle attack on the polar ice cap.
The advent of Barack Obama, has Beyonce's FOXXY "sunshine" figure playing Austin Power's transsexual sidekick Obama, as a "traitor" to the marxist VILLAGE PEOPLE mob from 1975. Manifested in the African continent globe that clobbers Dr Evil inside his underwater beast lair off Japan. Right before he gets wacked in the balls by those leaked emails about his government gold cap&tax meteorite panic scheme.
The whole 'STICKY 666 NOTES:' plot was exposed back on November 18, when a bright meteorite in the night shed some daylight on my MARS chocolate bar from the red planet post, dated 11.17.09. About the Nutty Putty Cave shit that makes Mini Me Hollywood go "mental on account of the [European] chocolate".
The 18th's bright sign from God landed near Dugway's bomb and missle test range in Utah's salt desert. For Dr Evil's eventual explosive discovery that his real Comet Tempel name is 'Doug' at:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=8858815
The corrupt power-centered liberal lunatics, and the pussy-whipped fainthearted conservatives, together granted Barack Obama clemency for being an obvious illegal alien who was born in Africa. And for obviously being involved in the murder of his former gay lover Donald Young.
Now they are both getting shafted up to here, for maintaining their traditional mob silence.
Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NOTES:
Beyonce's GOLDMEMBER video starts with PEPSI.
Woody's 74th birthday on SHAFT'S BIG SCORE was confirmation of the German Ms Frankenstein's no.74 football beast in BLIND SIDE.
Here's some background on Dr Evil's future WO conference at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=117858
I was bummed that the film's prophetic Larry Sinclair Colorado prison mate was cropped out of the 'Belly of the Beast' rap number. But he showed up miraculously in the DVD's no.5 deleted Obama cover up scene; with the inspired introduction, "There's my special boy." Playing out a dancing ferry "screen" so that the guards couldn't see the dead body of Donald Young.
Basically, GOLDMEMBER is a prophecy about an evil leader who trys to extort some world conference body with his global warming flood threats. Directing the trajectory of a solid gold tax revenue meteor, called Midas 22, like a missle attack on the polar ice cap.
The advent of Barack Obama, has Beyonce's FOXXY "sunshine" figure playing Austin Power's transsexual sidekick Obama, as a "traitor" to the marxist VILLAGE PEOPLE mob from 1975. Manifested in the African continent globe that clobbers Dr Evil inside his underwater beast lair off Japan. Right before he gets wacked in the balls by those leaked emails about his government gold cap&tax meteorite panic scheme.
The whole 'STICKY 666 NOTES:' plot was exposed back on November 18, when a bright meteorite in the night shed some daylight on my MARS chocolate bar from the red planet post, dated 11.17.09. About the Nutty Putty Cave shit that makes Mini Me Hollywood go "mental on account of the [European] chocolate".
The 18th's bright sign from God landed near Dugway's bomb and missle test range in Utah's salt desert. For Dr Evil's eventual explosive discovery that his real Comet Tempel name is 'Doug' at:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=8858815
The corrupt power-centered liberal lunatics, and the pussy-whipped fainthearted conservatives, together granted Barack Obama clemency for being an obvious illegal alien who was born in Africa. And for obviously being involved in the murder of his former gay lover Donald Young.
Now they are both getting shafted up to here, for maintaining their traditional mob silence.
Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NOTES:
Beyonce's GOLDMEMBER video starts with PEPSI.
Woody's 74th birthday on SHAFT'S BIG SCORE was confirmation of the German Ms Frankenstein's no.74 football beast in BLIND SIDE.
Here's some background on Dr Evil's future WO conference at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=117858
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
FORZA 666
Senate debate on the abomination of desolation began on the Sunday morning talk shows. When Maurice Clemmons, "the beast" as he liked to call himself, walked into the openly Christian church affiliated FORZA cafe in the Tacoma area, and killed 4 Lake/wood police officers in cold blood.
By now, everyone knows that "the beast" was given clemency by the part time protestant minister, and fake conservative, Mike Huckabee. Who let it be known that he could never support a Mormon for President. Now the lost Israelite gets the SHAFT by a black man, who once told his jail shrink that he was Obama's secret twin brother.
The Italian word 'forza' means force. Which is what the illegal day 1290 abomination of fasciation is all about.
That's why the wounded beast was gunned down on Woody's birthday by a CAR 54 cop on South Kenyon Steet in Seattle, next to South Chicago Street. Because 'Kenyon' is a Divine Kenyan birth place reference to my handy sidekick usurper Barack Obama. Just like the beast's surname 'Clemmons' stands for clemency. To the 5 wise virgins who have eyes that can see, and ears that can hear.
South Kenyon Street crosses Seattle's Martin Luther King Way at the 42oo block of REV.11.
But THE BIG KAHUNA here is the forza Italia context to those underground transsexual vampire leaders in NEW MOON. Who are currently doing box office battle with Sandy's amazing JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER remake.
Here's a good link that explains, in budget terms, how America is getting shafted by the underground Harlem media mobsters, and their Democrat associates, at:
http://www.cato-at-liberty.org/2009/11/27/obamacares-cost-could-top-6-trillion/
Poor John Jones's med school body now lays at the bottom of Nutty Putty Cave. His frozen arms stretched out forever inside Bob's Push hole, forming the classic flying Superman position, like at:
http://www.caddicks.com/blog/wp-content/supermanreturns_routh.jpg
Of course, Superman worked for the newspapers.
Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NOTES:
I watched SHAFT'S BIG SCORE Tuesday morning, and had to laugh when I saw that the film's mob boss is a passionate clarinet player, because it was Woody Allen's birthday.
After Shaft beats the crap out of the Italian 'wheel' boss and trashes his penthouse, and then splits, the first thing the bloody guy does is check to see if his clarinet is OK.
By now, everyone knows that "the beast" was given clemency by the part time protestant minister, and fake conservative, Mike Huckabee. Who let it be known that he could never support a Mormon for President. Now the lost Israelite gets the SHAFT by a black man, who once told his jail shrink that he was Obama's secret twin brother.
The Italian word 'forza' means force. Which is what the illegal day 1290 abomination of fasciation is all about.
That's why the wounded beast was gunned down on Woody's birthday by a CAR 54 cop on South Kenyon Steet in Seattle, next to South Chicago Street. Because 'Kenyon' is a Divine Kenyan birth place reference to my handy sidekick usurper Barack Obama. Just like the beast's surname 'Clemmons' stands for clemency. To the 5 wise virgins who have eyes that can see, and ears that can hear.
South Kenyon Street crosses Seattle's Martin Luther King Way at the 42oo block of REV.11.
But THE BIG KAHUNA here is the forza Italia context to those underground transsexual vampire leaders in NEW MOON. Who are currently doing box office battle with Sandy's amazing JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER remake.
Here's a good link that explains, in budget terms, how America is getting shafted by the underground Harlem media mobsters, and their Democrat associates, at:
http://www.cato-at-liberty.org/2009/11/27/obamacares-cost-could-top-6-trillion/
Poor John Jones's med school body now lays at the bottom of Nutty Putty Cave. His frozen arms stretched out forever inside Bob's Push hole, forming the classic flying Superman position, like at:
http://www.caddicks.com/blog/wp-content/supermanreturns_routh.jpg
Of course, Superman worked for the newspapers.
Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NOTES:
I watched SHAFT'S BIG SCORE Tuesday morning, and had to laugh when I saw that the film's mob boss is a passionate clarinet player, because it was Woody Allen's birthday.
After Shaft beats the crap out of the Italian 'wheel' boss and trashes his penthouse, and then splits, the first thing the bloody guy does is check to see if his clarinet is OK.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
GOD SAVE THE KING
The ghost of GREASE 2's Michael had been hinting lately that I should update 91's pre-GSR/TWN King Relf prophecy. So I watched the 2BC 91 picture for the first time in years Saturday morning. Later in the day, Granny Grass had me fetch the mail inside her p.o. box. Where I found TIME's new King Cry Baby response to PEOPLE's 'Sexiest Man Alive' cover at:
http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20091207,00.html
The first act has the future King of England singing some black Barack Obama inspired "Hawaiian soul" music by Don Ho; as he watches no.29 make a disputed NFL touch down on TV. Then we meet Tarzan the ape man's sidekick monkey in the Vegas casino back room dressing quarters, before they go out for a double $104,000,000 hot dog, with Ralph in a CUBS cap and green 'G' football jacket. Basically, the same thing he's wearing when he arrives in London sporting Michael's motorcycle goggle sunglasses; including his royal Kristen Stewart T-shirt subplot introduction. That also appears like a Megan 'Fox' hunting refence in some scenes. The DVD jacket is topped off by Emma Watson's "Double Jackpot" no.7 dice at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Ralph
"The English people generally don't like their monarch to look like a sofa...[throne]" suggests the King's Secretary Peter O'Toole. However, such petty traditions are quickly put aside when the 'Star of India' royal crown diamond gets a good bubble bath, upon the arrival of Obama's mulatto [Harvey Milk] chocolate MILK DUDS.
By the time Ralph is hooking up with his blonde American British stage performer and fashion designer, Sienna Miller, [Using the GREASE 2 word 'Yo!' in threeway SCRABBLE.], he is called upon to make a Detroit auto manufacturing deal with the future king Obama from the new African United States.
"There are no royal luaus planned..." says the Secretary. Before we see a London tabloid's headline about the "Mad Alien" himself Barack Obama. When we are finally introduced to the actual future king Obama figure, Ralph adresses him in perfect southside Chicago rap.
Like King Cry Baby, King Relf takes two hunks of sugar in his cup. Here's an image of The Big Boo Hoo's southern cross stage flag, that bears the crucifixion sign of Corpus Christi, Texas' King Ranch landmark at:
http://spr-emea.com/news/images/great-britainFlag.jpg
"It's time for us to reclaim our heritage!" says the film's voice of the royal House of Stewart.
Providentially, Ralph's polo playing Danish Princess Anna in the state dinner scenario looks a lot like that polo playing blonde who crashed king Obama's state dinner at:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6665738/Couple-who-gatecrashed-Obamas-dinner-photographed-at-inauguration.html
Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NOTES:
They have decided to leave John Jones' body where it is, like a red cranberry stuck way up inside some cave gap crack. Packed in very tightly, like an Oregon Caves turd, with only the feet poking out; way down inside the muddy Nutty Puddy Cave's Bob's Push hole. Jones' enrollment at a day 1290 medical school in Virginia [DC] will be a sacred memorial to DANIEL's homogaysexual abomination of desolation plans, somewhat like this butt crack shot at:
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8R_zj0Qpm-moYFbkybj9I9FRuvaRwJlEMo-mCyFjvtBLMCeEGzmqswxHwQMhpTLqnA9xCztTWSbM0p-EYVhPblQkzEpywKFS27MGkVPaGFWvr4nuz5m6Rd074ZhsbpTkh9S8ivMkVTDE/s400/dave7.JPG
This is the rabbit hole in ALICE IN WONDERLAND. In my BYU days, I used to go jackrabbit hunting with a .22 everywhere west of Rt.68.
That's Cry Baby's cranberry KKK cone on TIME magazine's cover art.
I knew that I had struck a GAP load of Eureka gold in MANAGEMENT's Thanksgiving cranberry [Nutty Putty Cave] hole confirmations. But I had no idea. Saturday afternoon at MARSHALLS' close-out bin, I found a triple DVD set of SHAFT's Barack Obama prophecies, like at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shaftposter.jpg
In my 1979 Washington, DC prophecy, BEING THERE, Chance fends off the future black Obama kid with his TV remote to my devastating cinematic prophecies. See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Being_There
John Jones' catacomb burial is a SLC,Utah church reference to the worldly D&C 86 church of Rome. See what I mean at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catacombs_of_Rome
http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20091207,00.html
The first act has the future King of England singing some black Barack Obama inspired "Hawaiian soul" music by Don Ho; as he watches no.29 make a disputed NFL touch down on TV. Then we meet Tarzan the ape man's sidekick monkey in the Vegas casino back room dressing quarters, before they go out for a double $104,000,000 hot dog, with Ralph in a CUBS cap and green 'G' football jacket. Basically, the same thing he's wearing when he arrives in London sporting Michael's motorcycle goggle sunglasses; including his royal Kristen Stewart T-shirt subplot introduction. That also appears like a Megan 'Fox' hunting refence in some scenes. The DVD jacket is topped off by Emma Watson's "Double Jackpot" no.7 dice at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Ralph
"The English people generally don't like their monarch to look like a sofa...[throne]" suggests the King's Secretary Peter O'Toole. However, such petty traditions are quickly put aside when the 'Star of India' royal crown diamond gets a good bubble bath, upon the arrival of Obama's mulatto [Harvey Milk] chocolate MILK DUDS.
By the time Ralph is hooking up with his blonde American British stage performer and fashion designer, Sienna Miller, [Using the GREASE 2 word 'Yo!' in threeway SCRABBLE.], he is called upon to make a Detroit auto manufacturing deal with the future king Obama from the new African United States.
"There are no royal luaus planned..." says the Secretary. Before we see a London tabloid's headline about the "Mad Alien" himself Barack Obama. When we are finally introduced to the actual future king Obama figure, Ralph adresses him in perfect southside Chicago rap.
Like King Cry Baby, King Relf takes two hunks of sugar in his cup. Here's an image of The Big Boo Hoo's southern cross stage flag, that bears the crucifixion sign of Corpus Christi, Texas' King Ranch landmark at:
http://spr-emea.com/news/images/great-britainFlag.jpg
"It's time for us to reclaim our heritage!" says the film's voice of the royal House of Stewart.
Providentially, Ralph's polo playing Danish Princess Anna in the state dinner scenario looks a lot like that polo playing blonde who crashed king Obama's state dinner at:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6665738/Couple-who-gatecrashed-Obamas-dinner-photographed-at-inauguration.html
Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NOTES:
They have decided to leave John Jones' body where it is, like a red cranberry stuck way up inside some cave gap crack. Packed in very tightly, like an Oregon Caves turd, with only the feet poking out; way down inside the muddy Nutty Puddy Cave's Bob's Push hole. Jones' enrollment at a day 1290 medical school in Virginia [DC] will be a sacred memorial to DANIEL's homogaysexual abomination of desolation plans, somewhat like this butt crack shot at:
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8R_zj0Qpm-moYFbkybj9I9FRuvaRwJlEMo-mCyFjvtBLMCeEGzmqswxHwQMhpTLqnA9xCztTWSbM0p-EYVhPblQkzEpywKFS27MGkVPaGFWvr4nuz5m6Rd074ZhsbpTkh9S8ivMkVTDE/s400/dave7.JPG
This is the rabbit hole in ALICE IN WONDERLAND. In my BYU days, I used to go jackrabbit hunting with a .22 everywhere west of Rt.68.
That's Cry Baby's cranberry KKK cone on TIME magazine's cover art.
I knew that I had struck a GAP load of Eureka gold in MANAGEMENT's Thanksgiving cranberry [Nutty Putty Cave] hole confirmations. But I had no idea. Saturday afternoon at MARSHALLS' close-out bin, I found a triple DVD set of SHAFT's Barack Obama prophecies, like at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shaftposter.jpg
In my 1979 Washington, DC prophecy, BEING THERE, Chance fends off the future black Obama kid with his TV remote to my devastating cinematic prophecies. See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Being_There
John Jones' catacomb burial is a SLC,Utah church reference to the worldly D&C 86 church of Rome. See what I mean at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catacombs_of_Rome
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Saturday, November 21, 2009
THE BAD LIEUTENANT'S WHORE
Beverly Hills' financially bankrupt cop, Nicolas Cage, role plays the corrupt bankrupt Senators in this weekend's opening of THE BAD LIEUTENANT from New Orleans. Such as WILD AT HEART's Senate mother, Mary Landrieu, who banked an extra $300,000,000 in Saturday night's day 1290 deal, according to:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/21/AR2009112102272_pf.html
The second key REV.17 female player in Saturday's abomination of desolation action was Arkansas' Donkey Dem icon Blanche [white] Lincoln. Historians will look back and see today's 42 months period of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim, in REV.11:2, as the birth of the second civil war cleansing that absorbed the New Orleans flood prophecy in REV.12.
"...and the holy city shall they tread under..." their tire treads for 42 months, like on the new months counting calendar for PIRELLI tires at:
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-miranda_kerr_and_a_bunch_of_ch.php?bfm_index=5&bfm_page=0
The bad lieutenant's hooker in the film, Eva Mendes, was on Conan Friday night. Right after her appearance, I suddenly had to hit the head. Sitting there on the throne, I spotted the most gigantic ugly black and brown spider on the door sill, that I have seen in years. Which I jumped up and smashed with a wad of toilet paper, as the oddly light colored shit smeared itself around my butt hole and crack.
Last time sexyissima Eva was on Conan, she talked about her therapy sessions at a thematic Manchurian candidate style ladies-only Korean spa. And how she recently had to see a therapist to overcome her terrifying fear of the spiders in her house from 1959's HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND prophecy.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/21/AR2009112102272_pf.html
The second key REV.17 female player in Saturday's abomination of desolation action was Arkansas' Donkey Dem icon Blanche [white] Lincoln. Historians will look back and see today's 42 months period of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim, in REV.11:2, as the birth of the second civil war cleansing that absorbed the New Orleans flood prophecy in REV.12.
"...and the holy city shall they tread under..." their tire treads for 42 months, like on the new months counting calendar for PIRELLI tires at:
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-miranda_kerr_and_a_bunch_of_ch.php?bfm_index=5&bfm_page=0
The bad lieutenant's hooker in the film, Eva Mendes, was on Conan Friday night. Right after her appearance, I suddenly had to hit the head. Sitting there on the throne, I spotted the most gigantic ugly black and brown spider on the door sill, that I have seen in years. Which I jumped up and smashed with a wad of toilet paper, as the oddly light colored shit smeared itself around my butt hole and crack.
Last time sexyissima Eva was on Conan, she talked about her therapy sessions at a thematic Manchurian candidate style ladies-only Korean spa. And how she recently had to see a therapist to overcome her terrifying fear of the spiders in her house from 1959's HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND prophecy.
No shit. Last Friday I was sitting on my sofa throne in the 211th STARBUCKS listening to FOX radio news at 3:00 pm. The very instant they finished their report on Saturday's scheduled day 1290 vote, a 16oz sack of roasted beans from Obama's Sumatra homeland fell off a high display shelf, by itself, and landed on the floor with a loud slap. The day of the vote, a large [gay] ferry sank in the upcoming stormy seas off Sumatra, called THE DUMAI EXPRESS 10, [Read espresso.]
This was the Miley Cirus tour bus crash near Virginia's historic civil war battlefield on the opening morning of NEW MOON; on I-85 near day 1260's Rt.703 July 3rd date. That represented the foolish virgin DISNEYLAND celebrity, who recently stated that she doesn't believe in all that physical transfiguration vampire blood cleansing stuff in my prophetic BRIDES OF DRACULA remake.
Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NOTES:
The two Virginia states represent the latter-day ten virgins divide prophecy in MATTHEW 25.
Miley turns 17 Monday. The bus that crashed was carrying her concert stage lighting crew. Because the cute little virgin is denying the light in D&C 85 etc.
That's Sandy's German chocolate cake under glass in Jesses Jame's DC diner scene in SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE. Her SANDI'S SIGNS paint shop location in Bonney Lake, that does Jesses James style custom painting on cars etc. has a teddy bear terrorist logo; facing the 76 UNION station. Her new 800lb gorilla sidekick movie, BLIND SIDE, had it's premiere in New Orleans.
STUDIO NOTE: If a younger burned-out babe concept doesn't work for a remake of THE MISFITS, how about a 45-is-the-new-35 idea, casting someone like Naomi Watts.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
NEW BLOOD MOON
The elderly RLDS Senate leader from Las Vegas commenced his bold abomination of desolation assault on the US Constitution last Wednesday. So an aging BOLD LINES INC bus full of elderly Iowa casino players had a bloody crash on I-90 near Austin, Minnesota, in Freeborn County that day.
"Don't fuck with the Jesus!!" [THE BIG LEBOWSKI]
Since Tonto was at some big pow-wow in DC on the day that Muslim savage attacked our soldiers in the Austin, Texas region, I grabbed a $5 2006 pre-Obama copy of the alternate [Alone Ranger] ending to THE BREAKUP at TARGET Wednesday; time-stamping out with it at 3:33 pm.
Reading news reports later, I realized that I had bought THE BREAKUP on the same day that the Manchurian candidate TARGET expert was touring South Korea.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, there is an unbelievable mule/atto freak show sculpture of Chicago's Barack Obama on display at the art gallery where Jennifer Aniston's character Brooke works. That features the Democrat Party's mule/atto mascot ears, and sports an attachment for Barry's long and thin hose-like penis; as per Larry Sinclair's close-up eye witness description. Which is edited into the scene immediately after we are introduced to my homogaysexual sidekick Tonto.
Chicago's future MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE figure was confirmed by Gary and Brooke's large French movie poster for the 1976 Charlton Heston sniper movie entitled TWO MINUTE WARNING, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-Minute_Warning
How about this future Gen George Patton civil war prophecy at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_lincoln_letter_sale.html
THE BREAKUP's rod/stem of Jesse rug movie begins at a CUBS game, inside Chicago's famous WRIGLEY chewing gun stadium, with Jennifer Aniston holding a PEPSI cup reference to those teddy bear cubs on the carpet in Jennifer Garner's physical transfiguration art. While seated next to Ms Garner's blue sofa King Cry Baby guy in blue, sharing a hot dog. In the DVD bonuses, she gets her rug waxed by a funny lesbo who is obsessed with old TV shows like GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.
Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NOTES:
You can find Emma Watson's latest bloody baked cookies statement, with time-travel machine crystals, and her sexy Scottish woodsman plaid three fingers shot, at:
http://www.dresslikeemma.net/photoshoot.php
Those are Shenae Grimes' birthday cupcakes by King Cry Baby's old leather throne.
This 04:44:oo pm quake rattled things near Obsidian [chrystal] Butte, California, in Rt.111's Imperial Valley, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/ci14545820.php
Given all the Chocolate Mtns signs and wonders surrounding Barack Obama, it might be a good time to check out Johnny Depp's 2005 pre-Obama prophecy, CHARLIZE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_and_the_Chocolate_Factory_(film)
Last Tuesday, there was a 6.6 Pink Lady earthquake off Queen C/harlot/te Islands, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2009pcaq.php
"Don't fuck with the Jesus!!" [THE BIG LEBOWSKI]
Since Tonto was at some big pow-wow in DC on the day that Muslim savage attacked our soldiers in the Austin, Texas region, I grabbed a $5 2006 pre-Obama copy of the alternate [Alone Ranger] ending to THE BREAKUP at TARGET Wednesday; time-stamping out with it at 3:33 pm.
Reading news reports later, I realized that I had bought THE BREAKUP on the same day that the Manchurian candidate TARGET expert was touring South Korea.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, there is an unbelievable mule/atto freak show sculpture of Chicago's Barack Obama on display at the art gallery where Jennifer Aniston's character Brooke works. That features the Democrat Party's mule/atto mascot ears, and sports an attachment for Barry's long and thin hose-like penis; as per Larry Sinclair's close-up eye witness description. Which is edited into the scene immediately after we are introduced to my homogaysexual sidekick Tonto.
Chicago's future MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE figure was confirmed by Gary and Brooke's large French movie poster for the 1976 Charlton Heston sniper movie entitled TWO MINUTE WARNING, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-Minute_Warning
How about this future Gen George Patton civil war prophecy at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_lincoln_letter_sale.html
THE BREAKUP's rod/stem of Jesse rug movie begins at a CUBS game, inside Chicago's famous WRIGLEY chewing gun stadium, with Jennifer Aniston holding a PEPSI cup reference to those teddy bear cubs on the carpet in Jennifer Garner's physical transfiguration art. While seated next to Ms Garner's blue sofa King Cry Baby guy in blue, sharing a hot dog. In the DVD bonuses, she gets her rug waxed by a funny lesbo who is obsessed with old TV shows like GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.
Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NOTES:
You can find Emma Watson's latest bloody baked cookies statement, with time-travel machine crystals, and her sexy Scottish woodsman plaid three fingers shot, at:
http://www.dresslikeemma.net/photoshoot.php
Those are Shenae Grimes' birthday cupcakes by King Cry Baby's old leather throne.
This 04:44:oo pm quake rattled things near Obsidian [chrystal] Butte, California, in Rt.111's Imperial Valley, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/ci14545820.php
Given all the Chocolate Mtns signs and wonders surrounding Barack Obama, it might be a good time to check out Johnny Depp's 2005 pre-Obama prophecy, CHARLIZE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_and_the_Chocolate_Factory_(film)
Last Tuesday, there was a 6.6 Pink Lady earthquake off Queen C/harlot/te Islands, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2009pcaq.php
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