HOLE IN ONE

GOLF DIGEST published their hilarious new down low fuck buddies issue before the news broke that confirmed Barry Obama and Tiger Woods' history of prowling for sex with strangers.

Their "LOAD IT AND LET IT GO!" penis tips in the green hole cover can be seen at:
http://www.nesn.com/2009/12/tiger-woods-shares-cover-of-golf-digest-with-barack-obama.html

Of course, what it really means. Is that all of the strangers that Obama has fucked in the ass are going to metaphorically attack his long black limo with their golf clubs. By the time his 42 months tire tread warranty is up in REV.11 etc.

Tiger Woods' black 4x4 crash on "Black Friday" looked an awfull lot like the monkey that falls off the genealogy tree branch of Jesse on Austin Powers' laptop in GOLDMEMBER. One may recall, the cinematic Dugway Range meteorite prophecy starts "Somewhere in Utah".

A sure sign of the coming REV.13 captivity for those who tried to put the righteous into 666 captivity, was the imprisonment of that typical Obama supporting sex games chick from Seattle. Guilty or innocent, they put her into Mussolini style captivity in Perugia, Italy, because the town is world famous for it's rather cheap and crappy chocolates. And the trial was happening during their big Eurochocolate fest at:
http://www.bellaumbria.net/Perugia/eurochocolate_eng.htm

Speaking of greens. WEEZER's lead man, Rivers Cuomo, was injured when their tour bus crashed on black ice Sunday; while traveling east on I-90 near Fonda, NY. The same day Springsteen et al were honored by Mr.44 at DC's Kennedy Center.

One of their big pre-Obama hits was off THE GREEN ALBUM, called "Island in the Sun". You can see the single's prophetic Hawaiian Obama sun logo at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Island_in_the_Sun_(song)_alt._cover.jpg

This is that old folks casino bus crash on I-90 when Las Vegas' elderly mormon FDR senator started pushing the day 1290 abomination of fasciation on November 18.

They play a lot of winter golf greens in the Las Vegas area.

Only hours after Toronto's [Tonto's] radically mental green, Rachel McAdams, appeared on Conan as an excellent potential blonde choice for THE MISFITS remake, 43 horses died in Hwy.42's Lebanon, Ohio. From a wee hours fire that burned down barn number REV.16 at the local race track.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Beyonce's PEPSI video in GOLDMEMBER says she "...can't wait for the bedroom, so we just hit the floor." Like at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/6547/