SOMETHING'S ROTTEN IN DENMARK

They think that Wednesday's mysterious blue spiral tractor beam over the double penis head peninsula of Norway came from Dr Evil's sub in the White Sea, according to:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html

They're not completely sure, but the PREPARATION H sub theory does make sense on the whole. Since the melting ice WO convention had just gotten under way in stinky Denmark. And Barack Obama was probably already on a VERTIGO flight to the region to accept his Nobel prize for Economics, Science, and Peace.

One can make out the two heads by turning the map vertical, and seeing the nut sack formed by Conan's beloved Finland, like at:
http://geology.com/world/norway-map.gif

Note how the tiny country of Denmark is about to get a gigantic blow job by the tax&cap dick heads.

Looks like the Danish spelling for Copenhagen is some kind of a Kobe/nhavn Colorado hint hint on this map at:
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=Copenhagen+map&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=Copenhagen,+Denmark&gl=us&ei=ryAiS7qxBpPOsgPz2Zn8Cw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CAoQ8gEwAA

Kobehagn's famous Little Mermaid statue is a tribute to Hans Christian Andersen's THE LITTLE MERMAID AND THE PRINCE prophecy. That was originally published together with the latter-day Barack Obama tale called THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES.

Vancouver, BC once tried to reproduce the very much abused Little Mermaid statue for their own harbor. But they could not get the look alike rights, and had to eventually settle for some other young lady.

Vancouver's motivation was however Divinely inspired by their future Olympics era arrival of the statue's look alike ten virgins anima figure, Ellen Page, at:
http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/ellen-page-1024x768-28467.jpg
AND:
http://www.absolutechinatours.com/UploadFiles/ImageBase/Little%20Mermaid.jpg

At the end of THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES, after everyone had seen the hoax, Andersen wrote,

"The Emperor realized that the people were right but could not admit to that. He though it better to continue the procession under the illusion that anyone who couldn't see his clothes was either stupid or incompetent. And he stood stiffly on his carriage, while behind him a [Ellen] page held his imaginary mantle."

Tuesday night in Germany, Christian Walliser, 28, was attacked by Tiger Woods' REV.13:2 mark of the beast in his left hand, at the PAGEL'S DINNER CIRCUS. He even looks somewhat like a white Tiger Woods at:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234575/Animal-tamer-main-course-mauled-tigers-upmarket-supper-club.html
AND:
http://gazetteonline.com/files/2009/07/tiger-woods.jpg

There is a SAILOR DOG plot outline of the royal Ellen Page airways prophecy at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Mermaid

When you get fingered by God, you stay fingered forever.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTE:

Here's the inspired 666 emperor story at:
http://deoxy.org/emperors.htm

Ellen Page will appear next in THE INCEPTION. You can see the vertigo Rm 491 teaser at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5VDKVqvo8M

Copenhagen's Little Mermaid has had her head chopped off numerous times in the past. Here are some of the places that it ended up at. Such as her holding the Little Mermaid's potion bottle at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/16878/

And her as one of the pink ladies in GREASE 2, at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/16880/

I'm not sure. These two might be Rm 491 promotional stills for THE INCEPTION, whatever, they are at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/22192/
AND:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/16879/