SAGGING BUTT LOADS

In between Tuesday's European GOLDMEMBER GLOBE announcements, and Thursday's SAG nominations, Brandon Butt and Brooke Butt were hiking around inside Kentucky's muddy slot filled Sloans Valley Cave. When their 21 year-old friend Steven Troxell fell into a deep pit and died.

What makes this Providentially timed Oregon Caves cranberry orgasm confirmation especially shitty, is the long joked about homogaysexual butt design on North Hollywood's SAG award statuette, at shots like:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/The_Actor_Statuette_(SAG_Awards).jpg
AND:
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TNT/Images/i2/sag_rc_atmosphere_gallery014_512x341.jpg
AND:
http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/26/penn.jpg

Clooney's Kentucky cave system is chuck full of brown hanging turds and spectacular pile of shit formations, like in the 'Oasis' section of the 23 mile hole at:
http://exploringoutdoorskentucky.com/Exploring/Caves/Sloans-Valley-Cave/Greenhouse-Entrance/greenhouse--ent.htm

Halfway down this cave site is a remarkable load of diarrhea falling into toilet bowl water at:
http://www.tabblo.com/studio/stories/view/1437484/

Monte Hellman's 1959 Black Hills Gold horror film, THE BEAST FROM HAUNTED CAVE, takes place around Deadwood, South Dakota, off I-90, at the headwaters of the Bear Butte River; below Barack Obama's 4422' Bear Butte black hills bottom word play.

Up in nextdoor Butte County is a day 1290 ANIMAL FARM confirmation on my R/M map called Government Experimental Farm. It's probably where they do 666 political science research on state run healthcare ideas.

No shit. THE BEAST FROM HAUNTED CAVE is about some underground [government] crooks from Chicago who plot to blow up a Black Hills goldmine. As a distraction, while they rob the mine company's nearby gold storage treasury warehouse. The plan is to get away posing as Colorado style recreational skiers.

The low budget exploitation producers created a nice Megan Fox look alike for their original movie poster at:
http://ygrael.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/beast_from_haunted_cave_poster_01.jpg

This horror fan site has some of the 1959 backstory on Hellman's debut film at:
http://ferdyonfilms.com/2008/07/famous-first-the-beast-from-ha.php

Years later, Hellman was a producer on Quentin Tarantino's RESEVOIR DOGS.

Sloans Valley Cave is located in Kentucky's Pulaski County, west of London and Pittsburg. To the north on Hwy.27 is Science Hill, along the thematic 7-hills pit of captivity's Pitman River. Above that on DANIEL 9's Rt.70 is a place called Eubank. For the Euro bankers now trying to finance a deal for this week's den of buttheads at the United Nations climate control summit in Kobehagen, Den/mark.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

I finally met the 52 year-old guy who owns that rare black 1986 twin-turbo LOTUS Wednesday at STARBUCKS. He also drives a STINGRAY. On the way back, I stopped at the BL library on a strong hunch to check out their old $1 movies clearance shelf, and found Sting's 1985 Frankenstein movie called THE BRIDE, co-starring Jennifer Beal. The famous lotus-sex celebrity plays a Dr Frankenstein who creates the perfect mate for his latter-day marred servant creation. Dispite all the distractions, tribulations, and opposition, Frankenstein's bride creation can never stop thinking about her marred one, who Frankenstein thought was dead. See the physically transfigured Sting at:
http://www.rathcoombe.net/horror/bride85.jpg

That Norah Jones 'Sunrise' video, about fishing at BC's Crooked Lake with Hawaii's Evangeline Lilly, features Sting's same lotus tree theme in THE BRIDE at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6sE1L2laCc

I got fingered by Ms Lilly some time back, and liked it, at:
http://www.thevancouverite.com/pictures/evangeline-lilly-vancouver-.jpg

One can see the future Harry Potter icons in this 1985 poster of THE BRIDE at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Thebrideposter.jpg

Here are the lyrics to Norah Jones' new Keira Knightley pirate song:

Chasing Pirates :
In your message you said,
you were goin' to bed,
but I'm not done with the night.
So I stayed up and read,
but your words in my head,
got me mixed up
so I turned out the light.
And I, don't know how, to slow it down.
My mind's racing from chasing pirates.
Well the man in there swings while the silliest things, floppin around in my brain.
And I try not to dream about them possible schemes, swim around, wanna drown me in synch.
And I, don't know how, to slow it down.
Oh my mind's racing from chasing pirates.
My mind's racin' from chasing pirates.