BOXING DAY GIFTS

Without any forethought, I finished watching THE ODD COUPLE on Boxing Day, with the end credits beginning at 2:49 am. After Felix moves out of his gay monogamy situation to live with two hot British babes. Didn't see that one coming. Thank you Danny Simon.

Riding out with Granny Grass on Church Lake Road Boxing Day afternoon, we passed a very nice fit&trim 39ish babe in a red top, jogging past the ANIMAL FARM horse barn. Much like the one in this Boxing Day photo of Renee at the Venice [California] finale to THE BRIDE at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2404145/renee-zellweger-emergen-c-14/fullsize/

Later, I knew for sure that the jogger was Ms Z, when I walked by Bonney Lake's jogging&dance wear boutique for ladies only, and saw a white OUTBACK parked there with 4 sea turtle decals, bearing 'PGP 261' rainbow Hawaii plates.

Up at STARBUCKS earlier, a little girl had walked by my throne carrying a handfull of hard candy canes, and a doll size "cup cake maker" box in her arms. Right after I glanced at that NYT photo of the Flamingo dancers holding their rod of Jesse canes at:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/26/arts/dance/26flamenca.html

As she left, slowly pushing open STARBUCKS's front door, her mother said "You're a dancer... Push harder!"

On the other pair of thrones, there was a great RZ adult look atype cupcake wearing a top that read "...HARD..." something or other. When I returned to the 211th cafe a second time to go No.2 in their John.

Another Boxing Day shot has RZ leaving some LA area deli, fingering her royal crown logo box called "desire" in English, at:
http://www.buzzfoto.com/2009/12/mr-nunez/renee-stocks-up-for-the-holidays/

So what does it all mean? Besides the fact that Renee looks like a very cute turtle. Who is somewhat slow to understand what exactly is happening.

Well, I woke up from a dream about two fires starting inside the two garbage cans of Judah and Ephraim at our 5717 house on Seattle's 16th Ave N.E. Wherein I put them both out with a fire extinguisher, as my sister Diana watched and slowly counted out loud from 1 to 22.

After the dream, I tuned into the FDRJFKLBJMLK Letterman show, now re-playing in the after midnight hours of Boxing Day, and saw a barefisted boxing match in a London scene from SHER/LOCK HOLMES. Because the door lock on GG's Caddy has been sticking shut lately, and has a hard time opening. Unless I finger the closed door's lock-unlock button rather hard, over and over, up and down, up and down, several times. Then it works fine.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

New Readers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_Day

For Boxing Day, I found a 2.99 DVD at RITE AID of 1958's NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST, featuring Canada's Rachel McAdams, and the UK night host Craig Ferguson, on the poster art at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nightofthebloodbeast.jpg