Friday, December 11, 2009

SOMETHING'S ROTTEN IN DENMARK

They think that Wednesday's mysterious blue spiral tractor beam over the double penis head peninsula of Norway came from Dr Evil's sub in the White Sea, according to:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html

They're not completely sure, but the PREPARATION H sub theory does make sense on the whole. Since the melting ice WO convention had just gotten under way in stinky Denmark. And Barack Obama was probably already on a VERTIGO flight to the region to accept his Nobel prize for Economics, Science, and Peace.

One can make out the two heads by turning the map vertical, and seeing the nut sack formed by Conan's beloved Finland, like at:
http://geology.com/world/norway-map.gif

Note how the tiny country of Denmark is about to get a gigantic blow job by the tax&cap dick heads.

Looks like the Danish spelling for Copenhagen is some kind of a Kobe/nhavn Colorado hint hint on this map at:
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=Copenhagen+map&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=Copenhagen,+Denmark&gl=us&ei=ryAiS7qxBpPOsgPz2Zn8Cw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CAoQ8gEwAA

Kobehagn's famous Little Mermaid statue is a tribute to Hans Christian Andersen's THE LITTLE MERMAID AND THE PRINCE prophecy. That was originally published together with the latter-day Barack Obama tale called THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES.

Vancouver, BC once tried to reproduce the very much abused Little Mermaid statue for their own harbor. But they could not get the look alike rights, and had to eventually settle for some other young lady.

Vancouver's motivation was however Divinely inspired by their future Olympics era arrival of the statue's look alike ten virgins anima figure, Ellen Page, at:
http://www.gulum.net/model/resimler/ellen-page-1024x768-28467.jpg
AND:
http://www.absolutechinatours.com/UploadFiles/ImageBase/Little%20Mermaid.jpg

At the end of THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES, after everyone had seen the hoax, Andersen wrote,

"The Emperor realized that the people were right but could not admit to that. He though it better to continue the procession under the illusion that anyone who couldn't see his clothes was either stupid or incompetent. And he stood stiffly on his carriage, while behind him a [Ellen] page held his imaginary mantle."

Tuesday night in Germany, Christian Walliser, 28, was attacked by Tiger Woods' REV.13:2 mark of the beast in his left hand, at the PAGEL'S DINNER CIRCUS. He even looks somewhat like a white Tiger Woods at:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234575/Animal-tamer-main-course-mauled-tigers-upmarket-supper-club.html
AND:
http://gazetteonline.com/files/2009/07/tiger-woods.jpg

There is a SAILOR DOG plot outline of the royal Ellen Page airways prophecy at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Mermaid

When you get fingered by God, you stay fingered forever.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTE:

Here's the inspired 666 emperor story at:
http://deoxy.org/emperors.htm

Ellen Page will appear next in THE INCEPTION. You can see the vertigo Rm 491 teaser at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5VDKVqvo8M

Copenhagen's Little Mermaid has had her head chopped off numerous times in the past. Here are some of the places that it ended up at. Such as her holding the Little Mermaid's potion bottle at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/16878/

And her as one of the pink ladies in GREASE 2, at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/16880/

I'm not sure. These two might be Rm 491 promotional stills for THE INCEPTION, whatever, they are at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/22192/
AND:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/16879/

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

HOLE IN ONE

GOLF DIGEST published their hilarious new down low fuck buddies issue before the news broke that confirmed Barry Obama and Tiger Woods' history of prowling for sex with strangers.

Their "LOAD IT AND LET IT GO!" penis tips in the green hole cover can be seen at:
http://www.nesn.com/2009/12/tiger-woods-shares-cover-of-golf-digest-with-barack-obama.html

Of course, what it really means. Is that all of the strangers that Obama has fucked in the ass are going to metaphorically attack his long black limo with their golf clubs. By the time his 42 months tire tread warranty is up in REV.11 etc.

Tiger Woods' black 4x4 crash on "Black Friday" looked an awfull lot like the monkey that falls off the genealogy tree branch of Jesse on Austin Powers' laptop in GOLDMEMBER. One may recall, the cinematic Dugway Range meteorite prophecy starts "Somewhere in Utah".

A sure sign of the coming REV.13 captivity for those who tried to put the righteous into 666 captivity, was the imprisonment of that typical Obama supporting sex games chick from Seattle. Guilty or innocent, they put her into Mussolini style captivity in Perugia, Italy, because the town is world famous for it's rather cheap and crappy chocolates. And the trial was happening during their big Eurochocolate fest at:
http://www.bellaumbria.net/Perugia/eurochocolate_eng.htm

Speaking of greens. WEEZER's lead man, Rivers Cuomo, was injured when their tour bus crashed on black ice Sunday; while traveling east on I-90 near Fonda, NY. The same day Springsteen et al were honored by Mr.44 at DC's Kennedy Center.

One of their big pre-Obama hits was off THE GREEN ALBUM, called "Island in the Sun". You can see the single's prophetic Hawaiian Obama sun logo at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Island_in_the_Sun_(song)_alt._cover.jpg

This is that old folks casino bus crash on I-90 when Las Vegas' elderly mormon FDR senator started pushing the day 1290 abomination of fasciation on November 18.

They play a lot of winter golf greens in the Las Vegas area.

Only hours after Toronto's [Tonto's] radically mental green, Rachel McAdams, appeared on Conan as an excellent potential blonde choice for THE MISFITS remake, 43 horses died in Hwy.42's Lebanon, Ohio. From a wee hours fire that burned down barn number REV.16 at the local race track.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Beyonce's PEPSI video in GOLDMEMBER says she "...can't wait for the bedroom, so we just hit the floor." Like at:
http://onlythebestfakes.com/preview/6547/

Friday, December 4, 2009

GOLD SHAFT

By personal request, Granny Grass bought me my first DVD copy of 2002's GOLDMEMBER this week at MARSHALLS, for a nice $3.99 stocking stuffer, that I watched Thursday morning.

I was bummed that the film's prophetic Larry Sinclair Colorado prison mate was cropped out of the 'Belly of the Beast' rap number. But he showed up miraculously in the DVD's no.5 deleted Obama cover up scene; with the inspired introduction, "There's my special boy." Playing out a dancing ferry "screen" so that the guards couldn't see the dead body of Donald Young.

Basically, GOLDMEMBER is a prophecy about an evil leader who trys to extort some world conference body with his global warming flood threats. Directing the trajectory of a solid gold tax revenue meteor, called Midas 22, like a missle attack on the polar ice cap.

The advent of Barack Obama, has Beyonce's FOXXY "sunshine" figure playing Austin Power's transsexual sidekick Obama, as a "traitor" to the marxist VILLAGE PEOPLE mob from 1975. Manifested in the African continent globe that clobbers Dr Evil inside his underwater beast lair off Japan. Right before he gets wacked in the balls by those leaked emails about his government gold cap&tax meteorite panic scheme.

The whole 'STICKY 666 NOTES:' plot was exposed back on November 18, when a bright meteorite in the night shed some daylight on my MARS chocolate bar from the red planet post, dated 11.17.09. About the Nutty Putty Cave shit that makes Mini Me Hollywood go "mental on account of the [European] chocolate".

The 18th's bright sign from God landed near Dugway's bomb and missle test range in Utah's salt desert. For Dr Evil's eventual explosive discovery that his real Comet Tempel name is 'Doug' at:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=8858815

The corrupt power-centered liberal lunatics, and the pussy-whipped fainthearted conservatives, together granted Barack Obama clemency for being an obvious illegal alien who was born in Africa. And for obviously being involved in the murder of his former gay lover Donald Young.

Now they are both getting shafted up to here, for maintaining their traditional mob silence.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Beyonce's GOLDMEMBER video starts with PEPSI.

Woody's 74th birthday on SHAFT'S BIG SCORE was confirmation of the German Ms Frankenstein's no.74 football beast in BLIND SIDE.

Here's some background on Dr Evil's future WO conference at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=117858

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

FORZA 666

Senate debate on the abomination of desolation began on the Sunday morning talk shows. When Maurice Clemmons, "the beast" as he liked to call himself, walked into the openly Christian church affiliated FORZA cafe in the Tacoma area, and killed 4 Lake/wood police officers in cold blood.

By now, everyone knows that "the beast" was given clemency by the part time protestant minister, and fake conservative, Mike Huckabee. Who let it be known that he could never support a Mormon for President. Now the lost Israelite gets the SHAFT by a black man, who once told his jail shrink that he was Obama's secret twin brother.

The Italian word 'forza' means force. Which is what the illegal day 1290 abomination of fasciation is all about.

That's why the wounded beast was gunned down on Woody's birthday by a CAR 54 cop on South Kenyon Steet in Seattle, next to South Chicago Street. Because 'Kenyon' is a Divine Kenyan birth place reference to my handy sidekick usurper Barack Obama. Just like the beast's surname 'Clemmons' stands for clemency. To the 5 wise virgins who have eyes that can see, and ears that can hear.

South Kenyon Street crosses Seattle's Martin Luther King Way at the 42oo block of REV.11.

But THE BIG KAHUNA here is the forza Italia context to those underground transsexual vampire leaders in NEW MOON. Who are currently doing box office battle with Sandy's amazing JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER remake.

Here's a good link that explains, in budget terms, how America is getting shafted by the underground Harlem media mobsters, and their Democrat associates, at:
http://www.cato-at-liberty.org/2009/11/27/obamacares-cost-could-top-6-trillion/

Poor John Jones's med school body now lays at the bottom of Nutty Putty Cave. His frozen arms stretched out forever inside Bob's Push hole, forming the classic flying Superman position, like at:
http://www.caddicks.com/blog/wp-content/supermanreturns_routh.jpg

Of course, Superman worked for the newspapers.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

I watched SHAFT'S BIG SCORE Tuesday morning, and had to laugh when I saw that the film's mob boss is a passionate clarinet player, because it was Woody Allen's birthday.

After Shaft beats the crap out of the Italian 'wheel' boss and trashes his penthouse, and then splits, the first thing the bloody guy does is check to see if his clarinet is OK.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

GOD SAVE THE KING

The ghost of GREASE 2's Michael had been hinting lately that I should update 91's pre-GSR/TWN King Relf prophecy. So I watched the 2BC 91 picture for the first time in years Saturday morning. Later in the day, Granny Grass had me fetch the mail inside her p.o. box. Where I found TIME's new King Cry Baby response to PEOPLE's 'Sexiest Man Alive' cover at:
http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,20091207,00.html

The first act has the future King of England singing some black Barack Obama inspired "Hawaiian soul" music by Don Ho; as he watches no.29 make a disputed NFL touch down on TV. Then we meet Tarzan the ape man's sidekick monkey in the Vegas casino back room dressing quarters, before they go out for a double $104,000,000 hot dog, with Ralph in a CUBS cap and green 'G' football jacket. Basically, the same thing he's wearing when he arrives in London sporting Michael's motorcycle goggle sunglasses; including his royal Kristen Stewart T-shirt subplot introduction. That also appears like a Megan 'Fox' hunting refence in some scenes. The DVD jacket is topped off by Emma Watson's "Double Jackpot" no.7 dice at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Ralph

"The English people generally don't like their monarch to look like a sofa...[throne]" suggests the King's Secretary Peter O'Toole. However, such petty traditions are quickly put aside when the 'Star of India' royal crown diamond gets a good bubble bath, upon the arrival of Obama's mulatto [Harvey Milk] chocolate MILK DUDS.

By the time Ralph is hooking up with his blonde American British stage performer and fashion designer, Sienna Miller, [Using the GREASE 2 word 'Yo!' in threeway SCRABBLE.], he is called upon to make a Detroit auto manufacturing deal with the future king Obama from the new African United States.

"There are no royal luaus planned..." says the Secretary. Before we see a London tabloid's headline about the "Mad Alien" himself Barack Obama. When we are finally introduced to the actual future king Obama figure, Ralph adresses him in perfect southside Chicago rap.

Like King Cry Baby, King Relf takes two hunks of sugar in his cup. Here's an image of The Big Boo Hoo's southern cross stage flag, that bears the crucifixion sign of Corpus Christi, Texas' King Ranch landmark at:
http://spr-emea.com/news/images/great-britainFlag.jpg

"It's time for us to reclaim our heritage!" says the film's voice of the royal House of Stewart.

Providentially, Ralph's polo playing Danish Princess Anna in the state dinner scenario looks a lot like that polo playing blonde who crashed king Obama's state dinner at:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6665738/Couple-who-gatecrashed-Obamas-dinner-photographed-at-inauguration.html

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

They have decided to leave John Jones' body where it is, like a red cranberry stuck way up inside some cave gap crack. Packed in very tightly, like an Oregon Caves turd, with only the feet poking out; way down inside the muddy Nutty Puddy Cave's Bob's Push hole. Jones' enrollment at a day 1290 medical school in Virginia [DC] will be a sacred memorial to DANIEL's homogaysexual abomination of desolation plans, somewhat like this butt crack shot at:
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8R_zj0Qpm-moYFbkybj9I9FRuvaRwJlEMo-mCyFjvtBLMCeEGzmqswxHwQMhpTLqnA9xCztTWSbM0p-EYVhPblQkzEpywKFS27MGkVPaGFWvr4nuz5m6Rd074ZhsbpTkh9S8ivMkVTDE/s400/dave7.JPG

This is the rabbit hole in ALICE IN WONDERLAND. In my BYU days, I used to go jackrabbit hunting with a .22 everywhere west of Rt.68.

That's Cry Baby's cranberry KKK cone on TIME magazine's cover art.

I knew that I had struck a GAP load of Eureka gold in MANAGEMENT's Thanksgiving cranberry [Nutty Putty Cave] hole confirmations. But I had no idea. Saturday afternoon at MARSHALLS' close-out bin, I found a triple DVD set of SHAFT's Barack Obama prophecies, like at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shaftposter.jpg

In my 1979 Washington, DC prophecy, BEING THERE, Chance fends off the future black Obama kid with his TV remote to my devastating cinematic prophecies. See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Being_There

John Jones' catacomb burial is a SLC,Utah church reference to the worldly D&C 86 church of Rome. See what I mean at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catacombs_of_Rome

Thursday, November 26, 2009

BLOWHOLE HILL

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

THE BAD LIEUTENANT'S WHORE

Beverly Hills' financially bankrupt cop, Nicolas Cage, role plays the corrupt bankrupt Senators in this weekend's opening of THE BAD LIEUTENANT from New Orleans. Such as WILD AT HEART's Senate mother, Mary Landrieu, who banked an extra $300,000,000 in Saturday night's day 1290 deal, according to:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/21/AR2009112102272_pf.html

The second key REV.17 female player in Saturday's abomination of desolation action was Arkansas' Donkey Dem icon Blanche [white] Lincoln. Historians will look back and see today's 42 months period of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim, in REV.11:2, as the birth of the second civil war cleansing that absorbed the New Orleans flood prophecy in REV.12.

"...and the holy city shall they tread under..." their tire treads for 42 months, like on the new months counting calendar for PIRELLI tires at:
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-miranda_kerr_and_a_bunch_of_ch.php?bfm_index=5&bfm_page=0

The bad lieutenant's hooker in the film, Eva Mendes, was on Conan Friday night. Right after her appearance, I suddenly had to hit the head. Sitting there on the throne, I spotted the most gigantic ugly black and brown spider on the door sill, that I have seen in years. Which I jumped up and smashed with a wad of toilet paper, as the oddly light colored shit smeared itself around my butt hole and crack.

Last time sexyissima Eva was on Conan, she talked about her therapy sessions at a thematic Manchurian candidate style ladies-only Korean spa. And how she recently had to see a therapist to overcome her terrifying fear of the spiders in her house from 1959's HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND prophecy.


No shit. Last Friday I was sitting on my sofa throne in the 211th STARBUCKS listening to FOX radio news at 3:00 pm. The very instant they finished their report on Saturday's scheduled day 1290 vote, a 16oz sack of roasted beans from Obama's Sumatra homeland fell off a high display shelf, by itself, and landed on the floor with a loud slap. The day of the vote, a large [gay] ferry sank in the upcoming stormy seas off Sumatra, called THE DUMAI EXPRESS 10, [Read espresso.]

This was the Miley Cirus tour bus crash near Virginia's historic civil war battlefield on the opening morning of NEW MOON; on I-85 near day 1260's Rt.703 July 3rd date. That represented the foolish virgin DISNEYLAND celebrity, who recently stated that she doesn't believe in all that physical transfiguration vampire blood cleansing stuff in my prophetic BRIDES OF DRACULA remake.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

The two Virginia states represent the latter-day ten virgins divide prophecy in MATTHEW 25.


Miley turns 17 Monday. The bus that crashed was carrying her concert stage lighting crew. Because the cute little virgin is denying the light in D&C 85 etc.

That's Sandy's German chocolate cake under glass in Jesses Jame's DC diner scene in SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE. Her SANDI'S SIGNS paint shop location in Bonney Lake, that does Jesses James style custom painting on cars etc. has a teddy bear terrorist logo; facing the 76 UNION station. Her new 800lb gorilla sidekick movie, BLIND SIDE, had it's premiere in New Orleans.

STUDIO NOTE: If a younger burned-out babe concept doesn't work for a remake of THE MISFITS, how about a 45-is-the-new-35 idea, casting someone like Naomi Watts.