Friday, July 31, 2009

BEER GARDEN PUTSCH

Barack Obama's media backed beer garden putsch failed to generate any revolutionary 'race profiling' propaganda from the arrest of his civil rights neonazi sympathizer Prof Gates. Here is what an eye witness to the first beast's historic beer hall putsch said:

"I cannot remember in my entire life such a change in the attitude of a crowd in a few minutes, almost a few seconds ... Hitler had turned them inside out, as one turns a [OJ] glove inside out, with a few sentences. It had almost something of hocus-pocus, or magic about it."

Old Prof Mueller sounds like some reporter following Obama around in the 2008 campaign. Just in time for the NYT's piece on Wikipedia, see the creepy new beast parallels, everything crudely dramatized like an old 20s movie, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Hall_Putsch

Today's slicker movies are much more sophisticated and believable, more realistic. That's why Benicio del Toro, Bill Murray, Bob Duvall, and James Caan, etc. are down in Castro's Cuba right now for some film award thing, at:
http://www.reuters.com/article/mediaNews/idUSN3037587920090730

You don't believe it? Hillary Clinton's State Dept just cancelled the US visas of several top Honduras officials. For arresting their illegal president who was being bankrolled by the red fascist Hugo Chavez.

Obama is still not talking to our main Middle East ally Israel. While openly meddling in their internal affairs.

After this week's flood of additional information about the 99% probability that Obama was not born in Hawaii, both the US Senate and Congress overwhelmingly passed identical resolutions declaring that Obama was born in Hawaii.

America's White Horse Prophecy politicians and reporters don't read the bills they pass, and promote, just like they don't read the important facts at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=105371

The same spiritually drunken thing is happening with their day 1290 health care reform propaganda putsch. Reportedly, the 666 media's politicians will be voting on the abomination of desolation around the same time the SEINFELD reunion starts on CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.

One day before Woody Allen's Larry David movie came out about me and Emma Watson, I saw an amazing string of Larry David look alikes at the STARBUCKS on 211 th. Later in the day, I found a $20 bill lying by the curb at BANK OF AMERICA's drive-thru.

This is why that Branch of David fell down and hit the GOOGLE genius on the head in NYC's Central Park centrist landmark at:
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/07/30/2009-07-30_horror_in_park_fells_dad_of_2_100lb_limb_crashes_onto_google_engineer.html

I don't mean to be a hard on. But the alluring REV.17 female vagina is located in the middle of her legs. It's the fucking rug that ties the room together.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

News photos showed the two CAFE NOIR shooting victims laying near a pool table, with balls scattered atop the green felt. In confirmation of Larry Sinclair's description of Obama's two balls at:
http://larrysinclair-0926.blogspot.com/2009/07/following-was-published-with-permission.html

THE BIG LEBOWSKI's Larry Sinclair bombshells hit six months after Obama's illegal inauguration on 1.20.09. For an inspired reference to the film's messiah sex pervert 'Jesus' spending 6 months in jail for flashing his Johnson at an 8 year-old kid. Like Obama did to the liberal media kids on his campaign airplane, after he exited the toilet and started speaking to the group with his 8 1/2 inch cock hanging out.

5 foolish virgins died in a collision near Knob Lick, Mo Saturday night, according to:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_missouri_fatal_crash.html

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

FUKIN'O MAN!!

Hawaii's official birth certificate stonewaller, Chiyome Fukino, has again refused to reveal Barack Obama's pertinent birth papers, as is so violently alluded to in THE BIG LEBOWSKI's 1998 mulatto messiah prophecy. Repeating the same vague "vital" information trust-me statement that she made back in October of 2008, at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=105242

The above photo of Fukino reveals a look alike message from God. That was providentially timed for Sodom's confirmation vote of the lesbian Judge Sotomayor, at:
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/dcblog/Sonia%20Sotomayer.jpg

This is that violent collision with 49 year-old Guy Bastardi's 4x4, over the weekend in Westchester County, New York. That killed the REV.17 mystery mother driver and all those girls from West Babylon, Long Island. The sick woman was driving the wrong way at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_wrong_way_crash.html


The official capital title of REV.17's Babylon woman is 'MYSTERY', and 'MOTHER OF WHORES'.

The arrest of Harvard's down low homo Prof Gates, after forcefully breaking open his own door, was a sign from God that the locked and blocked doors and gates of Sodom and Egypt are now being forced open. These are the same gates of tears that we see almost every day in front of Sams at:
http://poponthepop.com/images/gallery/lindsay-lohan-and-samantha-ronson-makeup-reunited-again.png

The Obamas are skipping Hawaii this season, for a vacation at Blue Heron Farm on Martha's Vinyard. They will probably arrive by chopper. But most folks take the ferry over from Woods Hole, Mass to enjoy the sights around the island's popular Gay Head peninsula. Perhaps they will find time to make a side trip over to Nantucket's world famous whale museum.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

Saturday, July 25, 2009

BOWLING NOTES:

The Dude mentions his prophetic black KAHLUA liquer, that goes into a 50/50 mixed race white cream "Caucasian" cocktail, when we see the cable TV repair man porno "LOG JAMMING". This is the future mulatto who will be instrumental in busting up today's marxist log jamming and stonewalling by the likes of Henry Louis Gates Jr.

Of course, Vodka is the ominous Danite [Russian] element from GEN.49:17. The glass of melting silty glacier ice is the latter-day ice melt in D&C 133.

BIG LEBOWSKI's opening sequence, through the courtyard sidewalk vagina icons, sporting upright boners inside them, leads across the Persian vagina icon rug, and into the bathroom's waterboarding prophecy. The REV.17 pussy rug is what connects the whore on both sides; the third way left, and the centrist right. It's what ties the room together, that unites the two LDS Senators, Hatch and Reid, for example. It's what unites Republicans like Collin Powell and Bruce Willis with the Democrat they voted for, Barack Obama. It's what unites today's mainline Mormons with traditional apostate Christians. It's what unites the Jewish Michael Medved with the Catholic Pope, etc. etc.

Walter pulls out a gun and suddenly gets violent when we find out that the 60s hippie radical Barack Obama has cheated and stepped over the US Constitution line. Unlike the X-wife lady's pet pooch, who is on vacation in Obama's Hawaii, no.44 has no USA birth certificate or citizenship papers.

By design, LEBOWSKI's feminist Maude represents Camille Paglia, the arts professor. Her latest piece is at:
http://www.salon.com/opinion/paglia/2009/06/10/waterloo/index.html

Those candle sticks around the Dude's bathtub represent the two candle sticks of Judah and Ephraim in REV.11.

A billion in California pot was nabbed as the latest LEBOWSKI posts rolled out. Scores of native Bruce Willis Jersey boys were busted for money laundering, etc. If you are not paying tithing on profits [not wages] your money is dirty in the eyes of God.

The black homosexual writer E. Lynn Harris suddenly died at 54 Thursday, probably like the Mormon Donnie figure did in THE BIG LEBOWSKI, according to:
http://www.reuters.com/article/mediaNews/idUSN2449214320090725

Yours, GSR/TWN

Friday, July 24, 2009

BRIDGET JONES THREESOME

Renee's inspired BJ III rumors probably can't get confirmation because the money is right, but the soft script sucks. So let me nail it down, without any legal or financial obligations, including a signed release form, if need be.

The Dude's 10% ransom finder's fee for help saving the eternal life of Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Keira Knightly, Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock, Jerry Seignfeld, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Mike Meyers... and the Olsen twins, will take care of the above. Besides, most of the bones, or clams, will be converted into gold and deposited in my name with the United Order anyway.

After all these years in BJ III, Bridget starts out as our familiar beloved character, who is overweight and frustrated about her empty SINGLETON Scotch mini bottle lotion love life. By now, she knows that a woman of her age should be happily settled down with a loving and faithful husband and kids. Using makeup, costumes, cgi. etc. For her fine form look, at:
http://www.drinkhacker.com/2008/10/06/review-the-singleton-of-glendullan-scotch/

Therefore by the end of the first act, she gets involved in a religious JENNY CRAIG type fittness and diet cult, that results in every hot prince around town locked onto this:
http://www.celebitchy.com/60680/renee_zellweger_in_two_stomach-baring_photo_ops_after_news_of_bridget_jones_sequel/fp_3276072_zellweger_renee_/
AND THIS:
http://www.celebitchy.com/60680/renee_zellweger_in_two_stomach-baring_photo_ops_after_news_of_bridget_jones_sequel/fp_3276070_zellweger_renee_/
AND THIS:
http://www.celebitchy.com/60680/renee_zellweger_in_two_stomach-baring_photo_ops_after_news_of_bridget_jones_sequel/90715m2_zellweger_b-gr_06/

BJ's intense romance is fun and exciting for a brief period during the second act. But the fuller love of a healthy baby or two, plus a fine husband, feels more lasting and three dimensional in her now very fit and trim heart of hearts.

It's LOVE STORY with kids, meets THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING, without the cancer, and the dark agnostic brain dead mortality of a retro Brad Pitt motorcycle movie.

My gut tells me that the project should be a quick writer-director thing. With a firm three-month start deadline, tops, allowing for no watered down 12 month plus polishings and re-writes. Write it and shoot it, before anyone at the studios has a chance to read it. Exactly like the Democrats' Hollywood agents always do back in Washington, DC.

THE BIG LEBOWSKI ends with the Dude's finder's fee left up in the air. Until the plot's semi finals would finally get started, after a personal "that's a wrap" by the film's prophetic Ralph Lauren cowboy narrator at the bar. Where we learn that a little Lebowski is on the way.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

4 people died when a ROBINSON 44 chopper crashed on I-70 weeks Thursday night in Washington County, Maryland, like the ones at:
http://www.aisha.co.jp/images/heli/R44-09.jpg

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

PRIME TIME ASS HOLE

The captured GI JOE soldier from Sodom's MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO, near Fourth of July Canyon, is related directly to the recent Natasha Richardson fire confirmation that burned down Bruce Willis' ski lodge at Soldier Mtn; located in Idaho's Sawtooth Nat Forest. That's why they shaved his head bald.

Willis was born the son of a soldier in Germany. And has played some very inspired soldier roles, like in the prophetic rising sun Obama Africa picture TEARS OF THE SUN, for today's elite Sun Valley Idaho crowd, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tears_of_the_Sun_movie.jpg

Pfc. Bowe Bergdahl's name is an IN AND OUT 'burger doll' allusion to THE BIG LEBOWSKI's prophetic Larry Sinclair dancer, named Larry Sellers. Whose humble theater number depicts the classic JACK AND THE BEAN STALK giant slayer tale; a.k.a. JACK THE GIANT KILLER. Right before they all cruise over to the film's 9th grade REV.9 stingray car scene.

"You see what happens Larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!"

Today's Larry Sellers is now selling his self-published book about sucking on Obama's cock, while Mr O sucked the crack pipe, at:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Barack-Obama-Larry-Sinclair/Lawrence-W-Sinclair/e/9780578013879/?itm=1

Another prophetic Obama figure in THE BIG LEBOWSKI is the skinny 'Jesus' messiah sex pervert in a purple jump suit. Who promises to fuck the foolish lost Israelites in the ass until they wake up and smell the latter-day dog shit. Which starts with the Branch Davidian Dude of Jesse in Chloe Sevigny's BIG LOVE checkout line, dating his prophetic 9.11 whale check to RALPHS FOODS for a pint of half&half.

It will all end with the limo driver's "Home Sweet Home Mr Relf" line. Just before Mr Lebowski promises the Dude, holding onto a nice Caucasian fuck glass, that he is going to get a tenfold reward for the plot's $1,000,000 ransom fee. While he unfolds the severed Babylon babe's bloody toe from DANIEL 2.

BIG LEBOWSKI's Euro red Nazi punkers represent today's Obama thugs. Who have been trying to cut off Little Larry's dick, ever since he blew the whistle on big Barry. In the end, they destroy the dude's clunky Detroit iron car, just like Obama has done.

Then the Dude orders himself two long neck boner bottles of MILLER, from the bowling alley's hardwood lane no.23 bar; and we see a perfect ten pins strike from a black curve ball.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

Monday, July 20, 2009

WHAT'S IN IT FOR THE DUDE?

A hell of a lot of KNOB CREEK no.9 action for one thing. Thanks to their full page "Thanks for nothing..." Love Potion No.9 ad in Sunday's NYT 54,741 at:
http://www.hardknoxlife.com/2009/07/01/brands-i-love-knob-creek-tells-the-world-thanks-for-nothing/

Which came out on the eve of Seattle's BIG LEBOWSKI Scandinavian wives fest. Reaffirming DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRALS' dude from America, who gets nothing, even though he is doing most of the work.

But in 1973's THE DAY OF THE JACKAL, filmed in Italy when I was serving in Siena, Italy for free, the KING RALPH Crown Prince of England look alike dude gets a 500k fee; or about $5,000,000 in 09 bucks. Before they burry his immortal vampire coffin. And then discover that their future Prince 'Charles' alien watermelon hunter suspect was not even British; wondering "Who the hell was he?..."

The ALFA 'GE 16 1741' driving straight shooter in designer scar/fs with died brown hair and black rim glasses; on a symbolic [de gall] contract for OAS.

That's what the butt fucking train station rear ender was all about in Pelosi's San Francisco on the opening day of Seattle's light rail system. I saw my dude run by in the train station again Sunday morning. When the time-stamping clock watching Jackal is headed to pick up his new passport.

Here's a clip from the RALPH FOODS coffee can scene. After the film's Mormon 'Donnie' figure passes away from a spiritual 2NEPHI 8 heart attack at:
http://www.seattlepi.com/movies/408239_lebowski20.html?source=mypi

"Thy sons have fainted save these two..." candle sticks of light by Judah and Ephraim.

The new blog pix of Sienna sporting a crucifix in Australia's DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDREL saddle country, came out right before Pope 16 fell down in his incorrect doctrine baptism shower bath. While enjoying a mountain villa vacation in THE DAY OF THE JACKAL alpine country, like at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photoitemfull.php?yr=2009&mon=07&evt=miller-bondi&pic=sienna-miller-visits-bondi-beach-02.jpg

"..he that supposeth that little children need baptism is in the gall of... iniquity..." [MORONI 8:14]

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Here's two more 44 omens at:
http://www.knobcreekrange.com/

This is a classic vampire ghost ship KILL CRUISE sign. The SAILOR DOG boat was found off Charles Island, at:
http://www.connpost.com/ci_12871638

JFK was assasinated on Charles de Gaulle's 11.22 birthday. Which is also Scarlett Johansson's 1984 birth date.

Friday, July 17, 2009

CRONKITE WAS A CROCK OF SHIT

Walter Cronkite's death at 7:42 pm Friday confirmed the coming death of polite society's 42 months tyranny under the 7 hills beast of mother Madonna's D&C 86 Rome.

Shortly after her transsexual propaganda radio tower fell, the prophetic female sounding male Pope 16 also fell down and broke his right wrist. In the very same place where the Jewish Romans drove a second nail into the Lord's temple body.

While ET et al have been showing clips, over and over, of the transsexual Michael Jackson's greasy hair on fire during a shooting of his physical transfiguration PEPSI commercial; "For those who think young..."

The clips reveal a burt bald spot on the crown of his scalp, which looks exactly like a typical Catholic monk haircut. Thereby creating a prophetic homage to the pop king's NEVERLAND Kingdom of God fantasy estate by Los Padres National Forest; located in Oprah's Santa Barbara County.

There was always something about Walter Cronkite et al that really bugged me. After first listening to Rush Limbaugh for about five minutes back in July of 1992. While sitting inside my father's VITA MIX blender van, parked at the SEATAC MALL in 666 Federal Way, and holding onto a new pair of WORLDWIDE PANTS from NORDSTROM, I finally got it.

We were being fucked in the ass non stop by an east coast culture of polite and civilized morons in expensive Italian suits. And the dirty rotten situation has only gotten more ripe and smelly since then.

Pretty soon I began to notice that the brainless Cronkite looked and sounded an awful lot like the leaders of my own LDS church. And that Brigham Young was exactly right, when he declared that the latter-day Mormons would someday become almost no different than the other worldly churches.

This is the meaning of that powerful 7.8 earthquake confirmation off the coast of New Zealand's Long Island. A country which is symbolically divided into the two sections of the latter-day ten virgins prophecy.

Here are the inspired lyrics to Madonna's LIKE A VIRGIN prophecy about the wilderness in D&C 86:

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel Shiny and new
Chorus:
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
(after first time, "With your heartbeat")
Next to mine
Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last
You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold
(chorus)
Oooh, oooh, oooh
You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I've nothing to hide
(chorus)
Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Ooh, baby
Can't you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Of course, Madonna's RKO/RCA tower collapse was in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS' France, not Spain. Sorry for that time warp typo.

New readers should note that the upstairs temple perversions in 1975's ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW physical transfiguration scenes represent the unique upstairs temple chamber of the RLDS church center in Manhattan; near Obama's REV.16 LINCOLN CENTER civil war landmark. A great spiritual civil war is brewing inside the bland LDS church.