COCK SUCKER SIGNS & WONDERS

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BOXING DAY GIFTS

Without any forethought, I finished watching THE ODD COUPLE on Boxing Day, with the end credits beginning at 2:49 am. After Felix moves out of his gay monogamy situation to live with two hot British babes. Didn't see that one coming. Thank you Danny Simon.

Riding out with Granny Grass on Church Lake Road Boxing Day afternoon, we passed a very nice fit&trim 39ish babe in a red top, jogging past the ANIMAL FARM horse barn. Much like the one in this Boxing Day photo of Renee at the Venice [California] finale to THE BRIDE at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2404145/renee-zellweger-emergen-c-14/fullsize/

Later, I knew for sure that the jogger was Ms Z, when I walked by Bonney Lake's jogging&dance wear boutique for ladies only, and saw a white OUTBACK parked there with 4 sea turtle decals, bearing 'PGP 261' rainbow Hawaii plates.

Up at STARBUCKS earlier, a little girl had walked by my throne carrying a handfull of hard candy canes, and a doll size "cup cake maker" box in her arms. Right after I glanced at that NYT photo of the Flamingo dancers holding their rod of Jesse canes at:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/26/arts/dance/26flamenca.html

As she left, slowly pushing open STARBUCKS's front door, her mother said "You're a dancer... Push harder!"

On the other pair of thrones, there was a great RZ adult look atype cupcake wearing a top that read "...HARD..." something or other. When I returned to the 211th cafe a second time to go No.2 in their John.

Another Boxing Day shot has RZ leaving some LA area deli, fingering her royal crown logo box called "desire" in English, at:
http://www.buzzfoto.com/2009/12/mr-nunez/renee-stocks-up-for-the-holidays/

So what does it all mean? Besides the fact that Renee looks like a very cute turtle. Who is somewhat slow to understand what exactly is happening.

Well, I woke up from a dream about two fires starting inside the two garbage cans of Judah and Ephraim at our 5717 house on Seattle's 16th Ave N.E. Wherein I put them both out with a fire extinguisher, as my sister Diana watched and slowly counted out loud from 1 to 22.

After the dream, I tuned into the FDRJFKLBJMLK Letterman show, now re-playing in the after midnight hours of Boxing Day, and saw a barefisted boxing match in a London scene from SHER/LOCK HOLMES. Because the door lock on GG's Caddy has been sticking shut lately, and has a hard time opening. Unless I finger the closed door's lock-unlock button rather hard, over and over, up and down, up and down, several times. Then it works fine.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

New Readers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_Day

For Boxing Day, I found a 2.99 DVD at RITE AID of 1958's NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST, featuring Canada's Rachel McAdams, and the UK night host Craig Ferguson, on the poster art at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nightofthebloodbeast.jpg

HARD CANDY NOTES:

That red hooded chick who grabbed Pope 16's mantle was role playing Ellen Page's abused little red riding hood in the 2006 film HARD CANDY at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Candy_(film)

There was a CAR 54 no.34 church message in the Christmas Day dated 3.4 earthquake near Montana's 9061' Mt Harding, and 8560' Cardinal Pk on Christmas Eve at 12:25:54 pm.

The sexy boyish Page plays No.22 'Bliss Cavender' in her last film, with the temple cleansing title of WHIP IT. It came out in October, right before the recent wave of homogaysexual red cranberry butt hole caving signs and wonders. The cavernous interior of the Vatican looks and sounds like a vast elaborate cave, with many side cavern branches, built upon a sprawling network of underground Nutty Putty catacombs. The mass is said right above the cave of St Peter.

WHIP IT has been nominated for a BRONZE HORSE award by the Stockholm Film Festival. It comes out on DVD with a two witnesses number on this 1.26.

Director Drew Barrymore also plays No.2 'Smashley Simpson' in the 111 minute movie.

Don't forget about that great Barack Obama party figure in the BLUE CRUSH prophecy. The recent North Beach monster wave contest was a portent about the day 1290 abomination of desolation vote on Christmas Eve.

Here's the latest Dr Evil volcano demo from Senator Ried's underground lair outside Las Vegas at:
http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/dec2009/2009-12-24-01.asp

Crazy Sheryl Crow is asking Obama to stop THE MISFITS horses round up in Nevada next Monday. She's why we have out-of-control wild horses and feral Democrat donkeys trampling over the US Constitution in Washington, DC right now.

Donkey: "...a person regarded as stupid, foolish, or obstinate..." [WEBSTERS]

See the Dems official more jazzed up kicking donkey logo with two red horns at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_(United_States)

That 3.4 Christmas Eve earthquake happened near Rt.211's Kicking Horse Res. Crow was born on 2.11.

Rome's 82 year-old Pope 16 was born on 4.16. The 3.4 quake hit near Montana's Rt.83 in the Mission Mountains Wilderness. Very close to the St Ignatius Mission, that features a 61 paintings D&C 86 reference to the MARK 14 one born in 1961 on the mission's landmark church walls at:
http://www.visitmt.com/categories/moreinfo.asp?IDRRecordID=460&siteid=1

Did anyone catch that 2.7 GREASE 2 luau earthquake in Hawaii at 10:29:58?

I got one of those hand-milled WOODCHUCK key-chains for Christmas, made of Brazilian kingwood. It's custom cut into a beautiful retro early 60s design, very OUR MAN FLINT, with secret compartment. See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingwood_(wood)

GSR/TWN

SHIT HAPPENS

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UNDERGROUND NOTES:

Sting's THE BRIDE prophecy was confirmed by the Kevin Jonas brother getting married at Long Island's sprawling French Oheka Castle in Huntington, during an early freak snow storm Saturday night. Most of the 1985 movie was filmed at a castle in France.

Due to the freezing climate, over 2000 GOLDEN GLOBES movie goers were trapped in the EUROSTAR cave between England and France Friday-Saturday night. The Brit media had just published bocu photos of the Queen getting on a train. Shit happens.

The big Government Camp snow job going on in DC right now was exposed to the same snow storm that hit Senator Reid's Glacier on Mount Hood; due north of Pinhead Buttes.

The underground shit will hit the fan when you see the abomination of desolation where it does not belong; cited by Daniel in MARK 13:14 etc. Every time FOX news, or any other mainline media, uses the phrase "President Obama" they are knowingly and willfully engaging in the biggest Orwellian con job in American history. There is no "President Obama". There never has been. There never will be.

I watched 1976's prophetic MARATHON MAN Saturday and Sunday mornings. Right after the REV.17 German beast figure cuts the throat of the Jewish whore figure, the film cuts to a shot of [O.J.] SIMPSON'S hawk shop on EZE.47th street. That would sell knives like the German Swiss one O.J. used to cut the throats of Jeff Goldman and Nicole Brown on [Ted] Bundy Drive.

Ted used a 1960s German VW Love Bus, with day 1290 Grand Rapids kayack rack, during his corrupt law school Tacoma period.

Goldman worked at the half lunatic named MEZZALUNA TRATTORIA (the trots) restaurant landmark. Mezza means 'half' in Italian. Brown had left her eyeglasses on the Italian restaurant table for a prophecy that her melting icecream murder would improve the prophetic vision of lost Israel.

After I bought MARATHON MAN at WAL-MART for $4, I read that some thieves stole the Auschwitz camp sign "WORK SETS YOU FREE" on the same day. Because the Jews voted for the abomination of desolation, and therefore his insane 666 works bill. Ergo, there will be big trouble in Judea when Daniel's abomination of desolation appears on the world scene. This is the school of hard knocks prison video prophecy in AP III: GOLDMEMBER. That con who got drilled by Mini Me was very tall.

The other night, I dreamed that Obama was giving one of his very offensive shitty speeches, as I could vividly hear the 60 MINUTES stopwatch ticking.

Jenny's Hwy.101 NASDAQ index closed at 2,211.69 on Friday, the 18th.

I'm halfway through Neil Simon's classic THE ODD COUPLE, circa 1967-68. It's looking like a marvelous comedy about the oddly gay nature of monogamy. Just in time for the opening of my ISAIAH 4:1 wives movie NINE, and Tom Ford's A SINGLE MAN portrait of the traditional 1960s era when THE ODD COUPLE was released .

GSR/TWN

SAGGING BUTT LOADS

In between Tuesday's European GOLDMEMBER GLOBE announcements, and Thursday's SAG nominations, Brandon Butt and Brooke Butt were hiking around inside Kentucky's muddy slot filled Sloans Valley Cave. When their 21 year-old friend Steven Troxell fell into a deep pit and died.

What makes this Providentially timed Oregon Caves cranberry orgasm confirmation especially shitty, is the long joked about homogaysexual butt design on North Hollywood's SAG award statuette, at shots like:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/The_Actor_Statuette_(SAG_Awards).jpg
AND:
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TNT/Images/i2/sag_rc_atmosphere_gallery014_512x341.jpg
AND:
http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/26/penn.jpg

Clooney's Kentucky cave system is chuck full of brown hanging turds and spectacular pile of shit formations, like in the 'Oasis' section of the 23 mile hole at:
http://exploringoutdoorskentucky.com/Exploring/Caves/Sloans-Valley-Cave/Greenhouse-Entrance/greenhouse--ent.htm

Halfway down this cave site is a remarkable load of diarrhea falling into toilet bowl water at:
http://www.tabblo.com/studio/stories/view/1437484/

Monte Hellman's 1959 Black Hills Gold horror film, THE BEAST FROM HAUNTED CAVE, takes place around Deadwood, South Dakota, off I-90, at the headwaters of the Bear Butte River; below Barack Obama's 4422' Bear Butte black hills bottom word play.

Up in nextdoor Butte County is a day 1290 ANIMAL FARM confirmation on my R/M map called Government Experimental Farm. It's probably where they do 666 political science research on state run healthcare ideas.

No shit. THE BEAST FROM HAUNTED CAVE is about some underground [government] crooks from Chicago who plot to blow up a Black Hills goldmine. As a distraction, while they rob the mine company's nearby gold storage treasury warehouse. The plan is to get away posing as Colorado style recreational skiers.

The low budget exploitation producers created a nice Megan Fox look alike for their original movie poster at:
http://ygrael.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/beast_from_haunted_cave_poster_01.jpg

This horror fan site has some of the 1959 backstory on Hellman's debut film at:
http://ferdyonfilms.com/2008/07/famous-first-the-beast-from-ha.php

Years later, Hellman was a producer on Quentin Tarantino's RESEVOIR DOGS.

Sloans Valley Cave is located in Kentucky's Pulaski County, west of London and Pittsburg. To the north on Hwy.27 is Science Hill, along the thematic 7-hills pit of captivity's Pitman River. Above that on DANIEL 9's Rt.70 is a place called Eubank. For the Euro bankers now trying to finance a deal for this week's den of buttheads at the United Nations climate control summit in Kobehagen, Den/mark.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

I finally met the 52 year-old guy who owns that rare black 1986 twin-turbo LOTUS Wednesday at STARBUCKS. He also drives a STINGRAY. On the way back, I stopped at the BL library on a strong hunch to check out their old $1 movies clearance shelf, and found Sting's 1985 Frankenstein movie called THE BRIDE, co-starring Jennifer Beal. The famous lotus-sex celebrity plays a Dr Frankenstein who creates the perfect mate for his latter-day marred servant creation. Dispite all the distractions, tribulations, and opposition, Frankenstein's bride creation can never stop thinking about her marred one, who Frankenstein thought was dead. See the physically transfigured Sting at:
http://www.rathcoombe.net/horror/bride85.jpg

That Norah Jones 'Sunrise' video, about fishing at BC's Crooked Lake with Hawaii's Evangeline Lilly, features Sting's same lotus tree theme in THE BRIDE at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6sE1L2laCc

I got fingered by Ms Lilly some time back, and liked it, at:
http://www.thevancouverite.com/pictures/evangeline-lilly-vancouver-.jpg

One can see the future Harry Potter icons in this 1985 poster of THE BRIDE at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Thebrideposter.jpg

Here are the lyrics to Norah Jones' new Keira Knightley pirate song:

Chasing Pirates :
In your message you said,
you were goin' to bed,
but I'm not done with the night.
So I stayed up and read,
but your words in my head,
got me mixed up
so I turned out the light.
And I, don't know how, to slow it down.
My mind's racing from chasing pirates.
Well the man in there swings while the silliest things, floppin around in my brain.
And I try not to dream about them possible schemes, swim around, wanna drown me in synch.
And I, don't know how, to slow it down.
Oh my mind's racing from chasing pirates.
My mind's racin' from chasing pirates.

REID GLACIER

Three greens went missing on Mount Hood's snow covered Reid Glacier Friday. That represent the Chicago hood outlaws who are now in charge of things at the underground capitol in Washington, DC.

They found the frozen body of one of the mental ice climbers Saturday. Who was from Des Moines [monks] Washington. The same day I had bought a DVD copy of AUSTIN POWERS: International Man of Mystery at MARSHALLS. That starts out with a defrosted Austin Powers spying on Dr Evil's secret underground lair outside Senator Reid's Las Vegas.

This would be the Government Camp headquarters for the ongoing search&rescue operation at the base of Mount Hood; due north of Pinhead Buttes in the Mount Hood National Forest. In D&C 133, it says the ice will melt and flow down in the latter-days. But like most LDS church goers, and mainline D&C 86 Christians, I don't think that the mormon Senator Reid is all that interested in such hokey seven peaks prophecy stuff. Which is actually the true spirit of Christ in REV.19:10, "for the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy."

Meanwhile, the great and abominable church of the REV.17 harlot clanged her bells 350 times around Eurochocolate Copenhagen Sunday. In support of some man made theory about why God is doing the same kinds of dramatic things that he did in the wicked days of Noah.

Reid Glacier is located on Mount Hood along a crest that includes Illumination Rock. It's melting waters feed the Sandy [Bullock], River as part of the area's EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES country setting, according to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reid_Glacier_(Oregon)

Dr Evil's A-Bomb plan in the first AP movie was designed to cause a massive chain reaction of Obama like Hawaii volcanos, that would ultimately change the world's weather. His underground lair in Nevada was located on the edge of the US Air Force's bombing range. Which includes the Stonewall Flats area of Sodom and Egypt on my RAND McNALLY map book of Judah and Ephraim; east of Death Valley.

I watched my AP:I DVD Sunday morning. Sensing that something was going to happen, when I saw Powers slug Basile Exposition's Queen Elizabeth II type mother, who '...looks like a man!'

Sure enough, Italy's Catholic Berlusconi got smashed in the teeth when a mental 42 year-old man threw a statuette of Milano's Catholic Duomo cathedral at him. Confirming the scene's CREST toothpaste 7-peaks cleaning message. Based on the symbolic seven hills of Rome's capital. And the fact that both the Queen of England and Italy's Prime Minister are big believers in the religion of man made global warming.

Immediately after the lady gets socked, AP:I cuts to a shot of Powers posing like an eastern REV.17 god of mystery. Soon it's Beavis and Butthead on the WO conference screen, with chocolate smeared all over their filthy mouths.

"We got a mad man loose in Nevada!" says US Air Force General Gillmore in the 1997 film's first act. That would be the naked Senator Reid, who is No. 2 to Obama, and his future Italian secretary, Alotta Fagina.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

THEATER NOTES:

Back in 85, I was driving around Seattle's U-District with Danny Simon, Neil Simon's older brother. Somehow I remember that we were stopped in front of the NEPTUNE theater on 45th and Brooklyn. When Danny told me about the time he was directing a comedy in London, that had a gorgeous female lead. Reading lines on a sofa in his or her hotel room before the opening, things got friendly and he took a pass at her, but she stopped him cold. Saying 'If the play is a success... I'll let you fuck me.' Now I'm hearing that the show has been a huge success at London's West End COMEDY THEATER, both critically and financially, at:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/41999850.html

Years later, Danny passed away in Portland on Sandy's 41st birthday. He wrote one play entitled THE CONVERTIBLE GIRL, acccording to his obituary at:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/27/AR2005072702568_pf.html