HAITI IS HADES

Most of those female missionary prisoners down in Hell, Haiti are descendants of the lost tribes of Israel. By the Hand of God, the naive non jive speaking Christians from Idaho, who were just trying to save some children, have now become God's Israelitish poster children.

Their lost tormented faces are now plastered on the side of millions of REV.17 mother milk carton warnings about the rising EZE.38 invasion of Israel. Whose primary genealogy tree occupies the prophecy's wealthy peaceful lands without fortified borders; i.e. western Europe and North America. As opposed to the fortified barbed wire camp of Judah, known as modern Israel. Which is under constant attack, requiring higher and higher triple barrier walls and land mines etc.

Those children who burned to death on Valentine's Day weekend in Flint, Michigan's River Park apartments were connected to the children who burned to death on Valentine's Day weekend in [Rome] Cicero, Ill. Because that huge Connecticut energy plant explosion on DANIEL 12's day 1290 River Road landmark happened outside Valentine's Day Hartford, Conn; east of New Britain, East Berlin, etc.

God is warning his lost Israelites living in today's modern Egypt and Sodom that "You're gonna love me, come rain or come shine.."

To my surprise, I felt rather impressed to watch AUSTIN POWERS II: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME, yet again, Monday morning. At first I resisted the urge. Because I have covered the prophetic film at least twice in recent years. Plus, I only have an old copy on tape. But the feeling wouldn't go away, so I popped it in anyway.

The movie ended around 4:50 am. Then I tuned into the CBS radio news at 5:00 am, and heard about that awful commuter train collision outside Brussels, Belgium. That has shut down train service all over western Europe. In confirmation of Dr Evil's Belgium chocolate that makes liberals and neocons as mental as Madison, Wis, throughout all of the AUSTIN POWERS trilogy.

In AP II's SPACE NEEDLE stinger lair, Dr Evil's nose gets covered in hot STARBUCKS steamed milk foam, which he calls 'the Belgium dip'. Right before we are introduced to his physical transfiguration time machine, that takes us to today's secret Hawaii volcano lair. Where Ted Casablanca et al are in charge of Obama's genuine African birth certificate security.

The plot revolves around Dr Evil, in temple garments, trying to replicate the temple blood [mojo] cleansing rites for his own purposes. But in the Big Brown UPS end, his plans go off Miss Shagwell's STINGRAY cliff scene in southern California, standing in for southern England.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Here's a pretty good jive translation lesson at:
http://www.aei.org/article/101622

On Valentine's Day at the library, I saw ARCHITECURAL DIGEST's pictorial of Jennifer Aniston's fabulous IN LIKE FLINT shag pad; complete with double kingwood key-chain style bed lamps. Looking at the posh mansion photos, I got a real DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS vibe, complete with piano.

Reportedly, Lindsay Lohan is co-hosting a Brit Awards charity event for Haiti Tuesday at London's ALTITUDE 360 riverside venue.

I have not seen a mainstream media report on the jailed missionary ladies in over a week. Much less a photo of all those homeless kids living in the prison parking lot.

This BBC report has a train crash update at:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8517384.stm