LEARN TO SPEAK JIVE FLUENTLY, AND FUCK LIKE A CHAMPION, IN JUST 45 DAYS

President Biden was on Larry King Wednesday night, talking perfect jive like a Southside, Chicago native, with no accent. Here's the translation at:
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_021110/content/01125107.guest.html

That's why those horrific photos of 911 finally got released right after my negro jive AIRPLANE! photo links.

Biden told King how confident he is that, "By the spring..." people are going to be a lot more fluent in jive speak. Because they plan on pumping billions more into their shovel ready Dirk Diggler productions.

Maybe the funniest dude in the world right now. That jive talking J.B. Smoove, who brings "the ruckas" on CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, was on Jimmy Kimmel the same Wednesday night, giving JK some smooth jive language pointers.

Father Jack says that the prophetic Obama figure in BOOGIE NIGHTS, the jive talking stereo salesman Buck, is 'a terrific actor'. Who can transition from an urban cowboy VILLAGE PEOPLE transsexual into a political life-style guru. Wearing the same UNITY church choir robes, and dreadlocks hair, as his murdered gay lover Donald Young, at:
http://rosettasister.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/donald_young.jpg

Buck eventually gets the stolen cash he needs to start one of Obama's small business employment ideas. When a bloody shoot out happens at a donut shop between one of today's Tea Party members and some punk larcenist.

The donut shop stands for the film's final vagina 'ring' theme question, "Where the fuck is Ringo?!" That Renee Zellweger answered quite beautifully this week with her large sapphire Ringo gem at the Berlin film festival. Seen in this background lens donut ring photo at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2427181/renee-zellweger-sees-apart-together-05/fullsize/

Julianne Moore's porn star claims BOOGIE NIGHTS is all about the transsexual Dirk Diggler trying to find a mother. The REV.17 mother translation to this was just tragically confirmed by the suicidal lynching of London's 40 year-old designer to the stars, Alexander McQueen. Ten days after the famous homogaysexual avatar lost his beloved mother. The day after Kate Moss' 211 steel ring photo in LOVE MAGAZINE hit the blogs. Just in time for Valentine's Day, at:
http://thesuperficial.com/2010/02/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-kate_moss_and_natalia_vodianov.php?bfm_index=3&bfm_page=0

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

McQueen's suicide on Jennifer Aniston's 211 birthday is directly related to that 60 year-old woman who chased her dog off a rocky peninsula cliff in Mendocino.

The music in GREASE 2 was recorded at EVERGREEN RECORDING STUDIOS in Burbank. For Stephanie's evergreen Christmas tree "Queen" themes; such as her 'calender girl' tree costume. Where she sings about the future physical transfiguration in the talent show lyrics that go, "We'll turn back the hands of time..." etc.

GREASE 2's opening car crash crunch sound with Miss McGee at the flag pole, was confirmed by Mr McGie crashing his VIBE into that riverside casino in Laughlin.

Keira's rarely seen Jewish nose angle is dramatized in the first act locker scenes of GREASE 2. So we make the Pink Lady connection to Stephanie's Sienna Miller stage play look alike.

Rocks are falling in Rockville, Utah, according to:
http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1110ap_us_falling_boulder_utah.html

I should buck up and go see The Rock's TOOTH FAIRY.

Here's Kate with a fag in her mouth from the same LOVE pictorial at:
http://thesuperficial.com/2010/02/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-kate_moss_and_natalia_vodianov.php?bfm_index=1&bfm_page=0