SENATOR HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS

Mount Saint Helens and Spirit Lake were major shaggy Big Foot hunting grounds before the volcano blew in 1980. So it made complete sense that Big Brown was down in Henderson, Nevada campaigning for Harry Reid, across from the Black Mountains, the week THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME signs and wonders rolled out in Belgium, Skamania County, and Austin.

In 1999's AP II, the 666 figure Dr Evil comes back from the dead just like the Dems did on 2006, after being banished into outerspace for years. While Austin discovers that his fembot wife is actually an agent who works for him, and their alien Barack Obama campaign.

The basic plot requires Austin to take England's temple rites time-machine back to the future to defeat Dr Evil, and be back in time for today's 42 months Tea Party situation. When the future earth is being ruled by "damed dirty apes!" and Elvis Costello sings "Now I'm a believer..."

This takes us to Jennifer Aniston's amazing shag pad. Where her white bedroom rug looks like the wet snow at Vancouver's Greek Olympics. In the light of all those 'beautiful view' confirmations of the home's incredible views of LA. Evoking the luxurious PENINSULA hotel in NYC that looks like Jenny's fabulous IN LIKE FLINT interiors.

There are two thematic 'kingwood' crown art pieces resting beside the bed in Austin's groovy 69ish shag pad. Which represent the future era of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim. When 19666s rock'n roll values would dominate the promised land, and usher in the loonie Alan Parsons Project's death star, Barack Obama.

Big Foot visions are a genuine message from God about the REV.11:2 prophecy that reads, "...the holy city shall they tread under foot forty and two months."

When Dr Evil introduces his lunatic moon based laser boner "death star", we see the Hawaii Islands prominently displayed on his big black basketball globe [Read Globetrotters]. That is going to make full grown men like Rob Lowe cry like a baby. As the egomaniac Dr Evil suggestively sings "What if God was one of us..." And Scott walks into the chamber holding a black&white mulatto skunk "road kill" prophecy that he found in his bed. Alluding to the line that went "This could be dangerous..."

Mini Me's hangman goodbye-note to Scott, on Dr Evil's medicine snake staff stationary, was confirmed by the hanging of England's Scotish designer Alexander McQueen; on Jenny's Mexican peninsula theme birthday.

Towards the end, Dr Evil's seat of power spins out of control, causing him to vomit over shots of 1960s pop peace culture puke.

Meanwhile on the moon "just one nuke" from my lunatic sidekick president leads to Austin's IN LIKE FLINT declaration, "Mission Control, the swinger has landed..."

Tiger Woods, master of grass and greens, owner of the fabled Green Jacket, held his press conference on the same day my sidekick was speaking in jive tongues at Green Valley High School in Henderson.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

Remember, Jenny's MANAGEMENT movie signs and wonders played out against the Olympic Mountains peninsula of Hwy.101. The Scotish porn star from Fife, Tacoma connects with BOOGIE NIGHTS's Dirk Diggler jobs bill time line of today. [I hear Scott Brown is leaning towards the new shovel ready Dirk Diggler Act.]

A VIEW FROM THE BRIDGE's Scarlett Johansson was on Letterman this week in a great mummy dress with big red Sandra Bernhard pout. Here she is standing next to that 94 LINCOLN that got hit by a couple 44lb Olympics curling stones and blue bowling balls, at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2428886/scarlett-johansson-late-show-david-letterman-03/fullsize/

That PIPER CHEROKEE pilot hated the Mt. St. Helens Catholic Church. Not realizing that St. Helen was the first Catholic saint to use state tax funds for the needy. This is why the populist Mel Gibson felt inspired to buy a remote wilderness retreat near Mt. St. Helens. I think he is a firm Big Foot believer. I read at one point, Mel wanted to finance one of Michael Moore's devout marxist catholic movies. Pope 16, the former German college professor, is also a big state social justic guy.

I kind of like Kristen Stewart's BRIDES OF DRACULA chain dress at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2428915/kristen-stewart-yellow-handkerchief-28/fullsize/

This is Vancouver's Olympics time-machine crystals object that look like Dr Evil's death rod lasers at:
http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID35815/images/resized_Wayne_Gretzky.jpg

Of course, you have to get kicked in the nuts before it will work.

Looking at the MARIE CLAIRE cover of Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel at SAFEWAY Thursday, a nearby stack of Easter chocolate cases came crashing down on the floor, without anyone touching it.

HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS's movie poster featured the classic single red rose of 666 socialism, featured in Hitchcock's FRENZY, etc. at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Harry_and_the_hendersons.jpg