SEES CHOCOLATE WITH NUTS

Obama's Chocolate Mountains landmark in Imperial County, CA was rocked by a 4.7 quake right after his latest third way imperial plan was pitched to Sodom&Egypt at Cooper Hall. The GREASE2 sign time-stamped the double 1.12 Haiti earthquake birth dates of the two witnesses at 1:12:12 pm NYC time, according to:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/ci10629477.php

The CHOCK FULL O NUTS epicenter was closest to Seeley. For a bitter-sweet confirmation of what will happen in MARK 13:14 when we 'see' the new beast's 7 mountains of stacked shit on SEES prophetic latter-day MOTHER OF WHORES web page, at:
http://www.sees.com/

The 4.7 number on America's southern border stands for the waters of life flowing on the south side of today's desecrated temple in EZE.47:1. My Tarzan sidekick monkey, a.k.a. Tonto, is the best thing that ever happened to wake up the lost tribes of Israel.

"Awake, awake, put on thy strength, O Zion; put on thy beautiful garments, O Jerusalem, the holy city; for henceforth there shall no more come into thee the uncircumcised and the unclean. Shake thyself from the dust; arise, sit down, O Jerusalem; loose thyself from the [666] bands on thy neck, O captive daughter of Zion." [2NEPHI 8:24-25]

See what the above famous two witnesses verses are all about at:
http://www.nataliemerchant.com/

Based on this week's inspired SNL clips, it looks like Gabby Sidibe will be role playing some of my fat government wives in the next show. No shit. Shortly after I saw that clip of the porn plaid GSR dude hugging Gabby inside of a pink heart-frame, I found a heart shaped REESES chocolate lying on Granny Grass' stove, filled with a peanut butter feces prop center.

Last Sunday at 9:46 am, I dreamed that some female SNL manager was very happy to have me back on the show this week. Informing me that I am scheduled to perform my comedy bit at ____ past the hour. I'll let you know the exact time when I was told to start, after the broadcast; to avoid any contrived interpretations of my stuff.

Thursday's Swiss chocolate mountains warning was confirmed by Rihanna's bruised rib visit to a Swiss bone clinic after last Monday's show in Europe. Right after I posted that fake of Jennifer Garner sucking on my hat in Haiti, Rihanna let it be known that she prefers a much bigger chocolate cock than that; one at least twice the size. No threesome KISS KISS CLUB dance for her, unless it's with two guys.

Yours,
Gregory Scott Relf
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

NOTES:

That burning BP oil rig, that is now only a sunken phantom, was located off Dr King's New Orleans, and was called 'Deepwater Horizon'.

In THUNDERBALL's threesome 5-point starfish scene with the 'Domino' co-star of DOMINO, the second wife's boat is classic STARBUCKS green. Note that Bond loses his Haiti hat in the Monneypenny hat rack exchange, for the double parallel rods hat rack dance in ROYAL WEDDING.

Sienna Miller showed up in LA Tuesday with Jude Law, wearing those baggy blue pants that Fred wears in ROYAL WEDDING's double crossing liar number, at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2444233/jude-law-sienna-miller-flight-ban-lifted-19/fullsize/