WEDDING SEASON NOTES:

I like this candid of the DREWTWN license plate girl in her Haiti lady fed/ora hat, holding up a 70-weeks joke for the paps at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/13/drew-barrymore-starts-the-week-off-right/#comment-16862316

Jessica Biel co-stars in the upcoming political comedy called NAILED. Wherein she gets a nail stuck inside her head and goes to Washington, DC to lobby for better 666 healthcare. There she falls in love with young Senator Howard Birdwell, played by Jake Gyllenhaal. No wonder, Sunday morning I experienced a crystal clear flash vision of one of those large copper staple nails stuck into the top of my erection hat. I immediately pulled it out and woke up. I hate it when that happens.

Speedy black and white killer whales are attacking big slow gray whales near the Deception Pass channel in Washington. That's George Lopez' San Juan Islands channel country, i.e. St John The Revelator in Americano. Confirmed by the breaking news that Conan O'Brien will be on the Ted Turner channel right before Lopez. Right there is Lake Campbell.

Big train crash in Mussolini's native northern Italy region, near the shooting location for Angelina Jolie's next con job movie, THE TOURIST. Recent papparazi pix showed her inspired daughter throwing a symbolic stuffed brown [VW] rabbit off the balcony of her posh Venezia pallazzo.

The [Hawaiin] tropical storm approaching Florida in ROYAL WEDDING is DANIEL 9's 62-weeks invaders from devastated Haiti. Read the latest news developments that the Pulitzer Prize turd-fuckers are trying to stonewall at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=139481
AND:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=140029

Tom and Ellen's Jewish theater agent twin in 1947 London is about the deep royal roots of Judah throughout the British Islands. The 1951 movie's running 'toast a cup to the Queen' is the Holy Grail of the Branch of David. In the film's prophetic scene from A VIEW FROM THE BRIDGE, we see a rod/stem of Jesse figure down on the water.

Originally, ROYAL WEDDING's Keira figure thinks that I am following her, i.e. stalking her. After I meet her 'match' in the future [computer] windows scene. Where we look at a King Ralph Lauren saddle, etc. And Princess Keira says she uses HARRIDGES's shaving lotion for all those shaved pussy fakes.

Judah's London theater agent mentions the future Harry Potter "Wizard" before bringing up the Mr Ray... issue. [My own royal parents were also married in 1947.]

ROYAL WEDDING's famous coat rack dance number is behind the coat rack at the 211 STARBUCKS in [Scottish] Bonney Lake. In the "Open Your Eyes" stormy seas ballroom dance, Tom and Ellen end up falling back onto my sofa bed. After the royal throne entro, wherein the American king complains that his life is colder 'than a basement floor'.

If anyone feels inspired to have me review a specific film, they can send the DVD confidentially to:

Gregory Scott Relf
P.O. Box 98391
Bonney Lake, WA