"I'LL LET YOU FUCK ME IF THE SHOW IS A SUCCESS"

This is what GREGORY'S GIRL promised to my older Danny Simon forerunner friend who wrote CONVERTIBLE GIRL. When he took an inspired prophetic pass at her while they were running lines in his London hotel room, and she laid down the law on him at:
http://www.jonmega.com/gallery/download/88299-2/Sienna+Miller+Nude+in+Factory+Girl-02.jpg
AND:
http://cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/1022_sienna-miller-pirelli.jpg
AND:
http://reports.hollywoodtraffic.com/rssHWT/1248363867/400/Sienna_Miller_legs_nude_celebs_Sienna_Miller_3.jpg
AND:
http://www.nudography.com/photos/news/2009_12/original/sienna_miller-topless.jpg
AND:
http://www.fashionbikinigirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sienna-miller-fbg-33_thumb.jpg
AND in this 50s GREASE 2 meets IN LIKE FLINT rug shot at:
http://alexdizon.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/sienna-miller-vanity-fair-alex-dizon-hair.jpg

Be very leery about any woman who gives it up for nothing, that lasts forever.

Sadly, the typical old fashion filthy Jew womanizer of the 1950s Brooklyn was still so stuck in the gayish ways of Clint Eastwood's ice cold LDS era that he grew up in, that he turned down her future FRIENDS sitcom offer. That was confirmed years later when Jen did those penthouse elevator scenes with my king Relf Lauren leprechaun figure and she didn't even have the common courtesy to give him a Courtney Cox reach-around hand job for his troubles as they approached the 55th floor in KICK ASS meets FUCK ASS.

But that's all water under the London Bridge by now. Since Keira finally did agree to bump up the box office for David Cronenberg's new picture based on the stage play at:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/film/article-23991440-george-clooney-carey-mulligan-and-keira-knightley-on-the-southbank.do

Which explores the pros and cons about having sex with your best friends forever, or with crazy insane flash-in-the-pan ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST lovers. In other words, do you want to fuck some guy for 30 minutes or so? Or do you want to do him forever and ever? Knowing that he will never ever leave you no matter what, forever and ever.

So what if you can't get together with him for a nice intimate dinner next week, or the week after. There's always next year, and the year after, and the year after that. Things tend to change when you get married to the 23ish AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON forever who becomes the King of England in the third and final act of your hopeless and depressing mortality.

It all amounts to nothing that a good hard three way spanking can't cure.

Thank God that Carey and Keira and Sienna's last plays were all pretty successful.

GSR/TWN