THERE'S STILL TIME

Even if the TIFF film festival rumors are true, that Keira forced David to water down his brilliant Freudian SM screenplay, then showed up in his prophetic CRASH prophecy Montreal location, thinking that she could get away with it. There is still time before the film's planned release on Miley's 19th birthday to put the "hot hot" back into the bland dead fish eat me chicken curry flop that is surely coming.

True or false, Keira had phoned up David in a tiff with her same lesbo face from LOST BOYS 3 to tell him that she is not interested in making another Canadian CRASH movie masterpiece. Naturally, he played along with her STUPID GIRL rocker lyrics, hoping against hope that he just might get Keira into the film reels room in the movie where I was fucking my teenage Ginger sidekick, until we were interrupted.

Admittedly, I'm not an Old Testiment expert on the kind of civilized slavery that Rihanna is talking about in her latest JFK ass/ass/in/a/tion LINCOLN limo homage to David's 1996 prophecy at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2579219/rihanna-armani-jeans-underwear-02/fullsize/

All I know at this point is that there is still time to correct his bland version in post of the Freudian mother in THE ADDAMS FAMILY, circa 1991. Where Fester discovers an old iPad photo of Alison Deetz in his bedroom full of knick knacks. That jogs his memory about how she liked to suck his cock dry while her twin sister Flora was on the phone to Sienna during some high fashion week at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2454070/sienna-miller-bangs-birdsong-02/fullsize/

I AM as serious as a heart attack or a stroke. If there are no outtakes of Keira getting hot hot while she gets the WHIP IT mother cure by that big fat brown trout belt above, everybody needs to go back and get some additional tasteful artistic takes of Keira getting whipped into a sexual frenzy. To the point where she swallows the whole thing, hook line and sinker. In confirmation of this year's historic pink salmon harvest around the REV.13 waters of Vancouver, BC.

There is still time to make sure that David's rather boring looking movie full of great method acting can still break even. Maybe even make a profit.

The nice Islay Island brown trout who get caught up in the SM basement scenes with Fester Addams have the trout lips that this actress is not afraid to show us at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2578566/chloe-moretz-hick-premiere-portrait-session-01/fullsize/

Not everybody has those kind of Sienna Miller leather pants legs. You gotta be pretty thin and pretty young to rock something like that.

GSR/TWN

PS:
They have about seven months left, according to THE ADDAMS FAMILY prophecy in 1991 starting on 9.11, at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=345037