Saturday, September 24, 2011

SPLITTING HAIRS

'Splitting hairs' is an old dirty joke about separating a hairy vagina's lips using his or her two fingers, like in this hot hot your-tube VIDEO GAMES video currently burning up the Internet on the definitely adult side of JJ at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/09/19/chloe-moretz-lana-del-ray/

All you apostate Christian Bible Belt simpletons in Utah need to remember that you have to spread a little stinky fertilizer on your deep red hot roses now and then to keep them looking really really hot hot sexy.

Remember this the next time you show up to speak at another one of your boring gay ass upside down cross conferences on 666 satellite tv.

You got nothing, that could ever compare to my little blond Amish girl's brown belt flash vision bag. As all you old prostate Mormon Utah fags go on and on about getting along with the devil. While my main hot hot girlfriend with Marina Del Rey size lips sucks on my rainbow trout at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2581766/chloe-moretz-lana-del-ray-04/fullsize/
AND:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2581768/chloe-moretz-lana-del-ray-06/
AND she's FFing the camera with her eyes at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2581764/chloe-moretz-lana-del-ray-02/fullsize/

While her mother is in the kitchen of Jen's new KICK ASS city penthouse fixing us up a nice whole wheat with wild rice bed of chicken curry. Which even I would not have believed was possible myself. If I had not watched SPLITTING HEIRS 1993 prophecy on SNL 37 Saturday about Paul McCartney suddenly realizing that he was the true royal Branch Davidian, and not that half Jew imposter from America at:
http://filmsmusic.ru/Oblozhk/hd-35673.jpeg

Which was just comfirmed by the GLOBE's TR6-5000 tabloid reporters this week. Who originally exposed the Monica Lewdwinski blow job scandal, the John Edwards plural wife scandal, and the Larry Sinclair pipe sucker story, while all the old NYT senior Jew editors were over at CLUB 21 having cocktails and exchanging clever witticisms.

GSR/TWN

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