GET FUCKED 4 EYES!!!!

SHAUN OF THE DEAD closes his eyes tight when he tells 4-eyes to get fucked, and he doesn't even blink an eye. Talk about brilliant British actors.

Then we see my Sean Relf son figure, who looks like Ken Keisler, standing outside of MICROSOFT's computer WINDOWS door like he was one of those foolish 5 virgins who got locked out of the party because his eyes were closed. And therefore he is locked out of the ten virgins' wedding prophecy in SPLITTING HAIRS meets BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR. Which I only picked up on after seeing Carey on Craig Ferguson wearing her greenish CROSS MY HEART outfit while standing up and shaking like a little virgin girl; touched for the very first time.

And so the rather lewd news broke that confirmed my prophetic "I'LL LET YOU FUCK ME IF THE SHOW IS A SUCCESS" posting on the opening day of RELATIVELY SPEAKING, at:
http://collider.com/carey-mulligan-inside-llewn-davis-spike-jonze/121627/

Why wait to post the NYT theater reviews about the opening night of RELATIVELY SPEAKING when everybody and his halfbreed dog knows that Obama is committed to working with me to shut down all these half ass Jews?

Lighten up all you 5'6" Sundance film festival TRUE GRIT dudes. Almost every macho western movie star in the 40s and 50s was a cock sucking BLAZZING SADDLES half Jew nigger.

So what the fuck is your problem?

GSR/TWN