THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS

My immature loser salesman action figure Jew in CROSS MY HEART jokes about hunting down furry rats back in 1987. Until he runs into the business end of Chloe Moretz's KICK ASS 6-gun on Jen's penthouse balcony of my Sienna Miller dream in PUMPED UP KICKS. Whose innocent 1960s hippie movies eventually evolve into a more intelligent 1970s porn portrait of today's Emma Stone meets LL in things like Carey Mulligan's talky 2009 sequel, called AN EDUCATION. Talk about THE HELP when they gave King David a barely post adolescent beauty to lay with him in bed.

Naturally, the film's future "King of the Road" named David gets a real banging hard-on door knocker for her, while looking up with her small little pink bra in hand, having just done his first more mature Emma look alike wife.

In the film's final ROMEO AND JULIET composition shot, Chloe's nickel plated pistol is a prophetic virgin's 5 nickel theme that confirms today's time-line for Emma Watson's recent statements about wanting to do the classic underaged sex in Verona play.

The reason why my King David forerunner never got to know the hot young virgin who was hugging him in bed in 1KINGS 1:1-4 was because it happened way before the release of NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE's crystal time machine movie about the physical transfiguration. That gave Jon Heder the most shocking orgasm of his life.

"Now king [Larry] David was old and stricken in years; and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat." Like in this rather cold looking King of England girlfriend movie poster at:
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"Wherefore his [PA] servants said unto him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.

So they sought for a fair damsel throughout all the [topless beach] coasts of Israel, and found Abi/shag a Shun/ammite, and brought her to the king.

And the damsel was very fair, and cherished the king, and ministered [blow bubble jobs] to him: but the king knew her not."

["I did not have sex with that {young} woman..." Bill Clinton the Branch Davidian liar from Little Rock, Ark]

Therefore, the long hair time-machine dude from 42 latitude's Presshard, Idaho, suddenly appeared on SNL to break the traditional Judgement Day fast of my 5'6" half Jew stand-in, sometimes called Greg Fucker, with that big deli salami boner icon that Sienna Miller and Jude Law were playing catch with in my fancy penthouse hotel dream. Which basically explains why the Lord told me on 8:33 pm Saturday that "Ben is evil!" while giving me the same wink wink that my Obama sidekick is giving to all those pumped up kids down on [Stone] Wall Street. Which is pretty much dominated by a bunch of 666 Third Way Jews who traditionally vote 80% Democrat.

This is why that 56 year-old Jewish bitch, who was raised as a lesbian Catholic nun with children, so famously promoted the latter-day Sodom and Egypt of mayor Bloomberg meets Nancy Pelosi died of cancer Friday. For yet more Providential publicity for Jenny and Demi's new foolish 5 virgins cable movie shorts about female cancer: co-starring Martin Short in spirit.

GSR/TWN