According to the LA TIMES' early bird jump report, most of high society's heterosexual wanna be critics in the West Village didn't really like the new 3-way comedy show that opened Thursday. And not just because Woody Allen was maybe fucking Soon-Me-Too when she was around the virginal age of Chloe and Hailee. Which was reported by God himself when a powerful 7.4 earthquake occurred in the EATING ROUL Islands region at the very same time that the BOOK OF MORMON musical boys were logging their gay ass reviews at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usb0006b6p.php
[1:57:16 pm EST Friday]
Most of which said that the mediocre 3-some play was at least OK enough to get me a quick BJ. And I might even be allowed to go down on the above indie comedy's Keira Knightley look alike cheddar cheese enchilada S&M lady. But I could forget about fucking her for now, if the show is actually a success, because there is already some other actor cast in the role at:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/culturemonster/2011/10/relatively-speaking-on-broadway-what-did-the-critics-think.html
AND:
http://relativelyspeakingbroadway.com/
AND:
http://cfake.com/big.php?show=125785926479c55a81_cfake.jpg&id_picture=78674&id_name=680&p_name=Keira%20Knightley
Which understandably leaves me with the envious choice between older lonely middle-aged women who have been cheated on my their so-called husbands, like Demi Moore, or Naomi Watts, and my younger wives who have more than enough simple faith in the belief that Jesus loves them, no matter what, like at:
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=elizabeth_hurley_pink_shiny_3&title=Elizabeth%20Hurley%20Pictures&loc=3&zoom=on
GSR/TWN
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