BRIDGET JONES' DIARY 3

Hugh Grant has recently complained that they still do not have a satisfactory script for the third BRIDGET JONES DIARY. And who can blame him? I would not do it either if the third installment was just a rehash of his Scottish FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL prophecy about some transcontinental Hollywood actors who look "ancient" by now; since the last BRIDGET JONES movie came out some 8 years ago.

If they are really serious about doing this. It's going to have to be about the hard NR 17 wife-swapping ending to THE LONELY GUY. Where Ms Brothers represents my own brothers exchanging one of their wives with one of my own; like in Tom Cruise's upcoming King of the Cowboys movie at:
http://www.justjared.com/2012/04/02/tom-cruise-singing-in-rock-of-ages-trailer/?ref=topposts

So much for fucking any good looking woman that you fancy. How about getting permission first?

In DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID, the F.O.C. list of the cheesy LDS friends of Obama's new fascism, that was found at the cheap LDS mormon HOTEL WARD on 5th Street, was immediately confirmed by that 5.4 earthquake off the 'Carlota' island coast of Peru, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usc0008uvr.php
AND THEN AGAIN:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usc0008v1f.php

Because Ms Kitty starts to look an awful lot like my tall Jewish German wife of POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN from Peru, South America in the context of THE KILLERS' movie from Ernest Hemingway's short stories novel, entitled MEN WITHOUT WOMEN, at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_Without_Women_(short_story_collection)

Wherein 'Iris' represented those 666 boxes made in Japan that Steven Fresh was selling in 666 Manhattan. That were supposed to read out your own unique iris image and then translate it into a digital number.

Which was presaged by Steve's 666 shadow puppet images of the mark of the beast in the hand that looked like Abraham Lincoln standing in for Barack Obama.

Since today's shadowy media is the evil force behind the dark knight from Chicago in 2012. Who is in bed with the voice of the new Mormon church from Dallas, Texas. Who wants you all to stop talking about Barack Obama's birth certificate forgery. Because that would mean that MLK et al were wrong about negros having the right to hold the priesthood.