JENNIFER ANISTON

To all my dear friends in NORTH BY NORTHWEST Hollywood meets Westwood and Brentwood;

You need to stop fretting like a bunch of little GIRL SCOUTS selling cookies in front of a SMITH'S FOOD KING in Provo, Utah.

If my LITTLE BIG MAN Indian with the big tomahawk boner, Justin Theroux, decides that he wants to accept the fullness of the Father in D&C 76, then I will personally see to it that he gets two pairs of underaged teenager virgins for all of his troubles.

Just like in the wife swapping exchange for my wife Jennifer Aniston that took place when Brad Pitt met Angelina Jolie in MR AND MRS SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON, circa 2012.

Those who support Jesus will get their measuring cups in REV.11.1 packed up really nice and tight and high and hard and full, with whatever seed grains that their righteous hearts desire. After they take care of His BODY DOUBLE Branch Davidian business in the city of angels where they are now shooting the sequel to BUCKY LARSON meets JUST GO WITH IT.

You let I AM fuck your 29ish girlfriend. I'll give you two pairs of teenager girlfriends to take her place. Fair is fair.

Since I watched half of ANIMAL HOUSE 1978 Monday night, and then they found those stupid five foolish 50/50 virgins who voted for Obama in the basement dungeon of Steven Fresh's family frat house for Greek homos in Brady's Bean Town at:
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/04/09/police-find-5-horrified-nearly-naked-bu-students-in-frat-house/

That was immediately confirmed by that MALA NOCHE [85] pack of niggers who role played the above film's University of Oregon location.

Wherein Ellen Page ended up enrolled for a semester to study the finer points about swallowing organic wheat germ sprouts. While her Three Sisters, Ore sisters in EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES meets STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER, took turns around the campfire girls site going down on her royal wet pussy in my DRUGSTORE COWBOYS prophecy, circa 1981, circa Taylors Ferry Road, at:
http://www.katu.com/news/local/Daring-pack-of-kids-steal-from-SE-Portland-store-146769415.html?tab=video&c=y

GSR/TWN

PS: Jennifer Aniston's BEACH BOYS father went back to Greece to study the wholistic olive oil medicine cure that his daughter would administer unto the daughters of Israel in 2NEPHI 8. Hence the 4.4 earthquake in the islands of the 1776 Chocolate Hills of the Philippines Islands. Where yours truly can get his cock sucked for a half hour by two 15 year-old hotties for just a left-over $5 bill from the USA military base that once was there in 1976.