CLYDE LEWIS DESERVES YOUR RESPECT

My long lost overweight buddy Nyle Smith migrated from Utah to the Lewis & Clark law school in Portland for a prophetic latter-day saints reason. In order that you tony high society morons might also have a little more consideration and patience for AM radio's night time microphone jockey Clyde Lewis. ~ ~ You're God damn right he saw an underaged juvenile Big Foot last weekend in the Conboy Lake National Wildlife Refuge area. ~ ~ What? Are you completely fucking nuts or something? ~ ~ Didn't you see that latest poll result on drudge.com that documented how approximately 40% of all Americans have now read Sheriff Joe's report about Obama's computer generated birth certificate? ~ ~ Don't tell me. You're too good to go on the dirty filthy Internet and find out what is really going on out there. ~ ~ Admit it; you are out of your element these days. And you need my help; which is what friends are for, relatively speaking. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ BIRTHDAY BOY NOTES: My older brother was born on 7.17; and that's a good thing, relatively speaking. ~ ~ Who spent some time in the 19666s living on a hippie farm commune near Pam Anderson's current farm house property on Vancouver Island, British Columbia. Where the winter cabbages are the size of Tennessee watermelons in late summer, and the pot smoking sex is just, well, unbelievable. Talk about getting the munchies.