GETTING IT ON IN THE KITCHEN WITH ARIANA GRANDE AND RACHAEL RAY

If you got those killer dimples, and you got that killer smile, then I got the time. ~ ~ Ergo, last night I watched ENOUGH SAID, and then the next day I saw those look alike reports about Ariana Grande's grandpa passing away. Who looked just like that legendary home video tape birthday boy magician in a Las Vegas retirement home, at: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/ariana-grande-mourns-grandpa-sobs-as-brother-frankie-gets-news-2014247 ~ ~ "You don't fuck the face." just might be one of the dumbest expressions left over from the 1950s. That tried to justify men fucking ugly women. Like that stuck up tony cunt figure in the above movie. Who is still bad mouthing me to this day. ~ ~ Just like the girl next door. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ ENOUGH NOTES: My egg plant pasta chef in ENOUGH SAID was the same actor who knew how to deal with his enemies in the popular HBO series about La Cosa Nostra. ~ ~ Speaking of my beloved sidekick and drinking buddy in the White House. Never in my life have I ever spoken a false word or spread any false rumors about him. ~ ~ NOTES FOR LIARS: The Pope is infallible. The president of the Mormon church receives revelations. Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. Senator McCain is a conservative. The NYT is not biased, nor is NBC and CNN. Hollywood is not run by the Jews. 911 was a false flag plot orchestrated by the New World Order. Michael Moore is a good Catholic. Social Security is a legitimate constitutionally legal concept; and so is the Civil Rights Act of 1964. MLK's graduate thesis was not plagiarized. Black niggers are no different than white niggers. All toilet paper is the same thing, no matter the significant price-point differential. CABLE GUY was a bad movie. BlUE JASMINE was a great movie. Homosexuality is just as normal as today's mormon church in Salt Lake City, Utah. Joseph Smith did not like to fuck virgin teenagers, no way. Chloe Moretz and Hailee Signfeld do not want me to fuck both of them at the same time on my 91' yacht either. Neither does her underaged TAXI DRIVER forerunner actress Jodie Foster figure want to get her brains raped by my Steve Gray figure in 50 SHADES OF GRAY. ~ ~ 666 BRIDGE TO THE FUTURE NOTES: The prophetic 1950s movie entitled THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI was a prophecy about Hwy.410's bridge over Angeline Road in Bonney Lake, Washington. Which is marked with the birth certificate years of Miranda Kerr and Miley Cyrus; i.e. 1983 and 1992. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bridge_on_the_River_Kwai ~ ~ HOME MOVIE POPCORN RECIPE: Always pop your popcorn in a big two gallon hat cast iron pot; using only virgin olive oil of course. Then season and shake it up to taste with white pepper, powdered oregano, sea salt, and a touch of granulated garlic. If you can do this for me, I promise you that you will get laid even before the movie ends. ~ ~ NEWS REEL NOTES: I don't get it. What is so hard to understand about the Russians shooting down plane loads of homosexuals?