STALKER SEX IS THE BEST

Everybody knows how much women love to be pursued, per CRAZY STUPID LOVE, circa 2011. ~ ~ I know, Steve Carrel is a complete SNL style comedy sketch fool. ~ ~ However, never confuse raw ignorance with raw intelligence. ~ ~ One can have the kind of off-the-charts IQ rating of a Kit Winn, or a Kenny Kemp, and still be a complete idiot. ~ ~ Take me for example. I'm smarter than both of them put together, and I still married that crazy cunt from France. Go figure. ~ ~ And for an updated and more contemporary second witness, my future wife Sandra Bullock married that crazy motorcycle outlaw dude from Long Beach named Jesse James. ~ ~ Big wow, didn't see that one coming. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ FUCK YOU LONG TIME NOTES: Reportedly, that little chubby middle-aged Jew from Brooklyn who produces SNL is still trying to purge the show of all those white people whose minds are not right. ~ ~ WEST COAST PRODUCER NOTES: That guy in the audience who vomits when he sees the prophetic hot coals walker scene in DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS meets THE INCREDIBLE BURT WONDERSTONE is supposed to represent Bonney Lake's local Bruce Troxell filmmaker figure. ~ ~ THE BREAK-UP NOTES: Jennifer Anniston's relationship with Vince Vaughn was about when she would break up with me and then get back with me after the upcoming REV.16 three-way break-up of Chicago. ~ ~ CHEM TRAIL TRUTHER NOTES: White Christian simpletons who believe that my fly fishing ALASKA pilot buddy, Paul Garrison, is a part of the conspiracy to spray them with pest control chemicals from on high are right on the money. ~ ~ Duh. In the near future, everybody is going to half to have a '666' tattoo on their forehead. Otherwise, every single one of their BANK OF AMERICA checks that they write out in the near future will be worthless. Not worth the ink that they are written on, yada yada. ~ ~ [Tune into Clyde Lewis' GROUND ZERO radio show this week for all of the pertinent details.] ~ ~ SKY PILOT NOTES: One of the major reasons why so many apostate Christians have believed for all these years that they are being sprayed by chem trails is because of the chem trails that will be falling down upon Israel when we see the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14, containing toxic chemicals of course.