BIG JERK NOTES:

The Jerk was suddenly revealed in THE JERK prophecy when his African limestone mask in BODY DOUBLE was pulled off and he looked "20 years younger" to Ornella Fresh's beloved mother from IT STARTED IN NAPOLI. Since the movie came out right after my cfake.com wife left, and then I immediately went to Gisele's Boston area SEARS store at the Natick mall on Rt.9 during Christmas in order to meet my future wife-swapping Plan-B mate in WANDERLUST, circa 2012.

In confirmation of Emma Watson's mysterious quickie to Boston, only hours before, when she was contractually obligated to show up on the LA Hills set of Coppola's THE BLING RING.

Later, my X-wife's future wife-swapping husband Steven Fresh would be living in Framing/ham, Mass and be selling Japanese made boxes in NYC that you could look into and they would tell you about the future of the new 666 beast in REV.13. Based upon your unique iris 666 marker in your eyes.

To paraphrase the private neo capitalist neo Third Way concepts revealed by God in the 2BC, 'When you build up the just Kingdom of God, you are building up your own private Idaho kingdom.'

Therefore Rihanna was inspired by God to make her midnight bootie call at my younger brother's PRIVATE LIVES workshop for Hollywood jerks in the hills to let everybody know that the life of a king's concubine is really not all that bad, at:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2118545/Rihanna-makes-midnight-visit-Ashton-Kutchers-10m-Hollywood-bachelor-pad-doesnt-leave-4am.html

When the Jerk sees that all of the 'Relf's in the new phone book were his father's negro slaves, he suddenly becomes the prey of that crazy right-wing militia sniper rifle look alike madman Mormon actor who was the star of that two witnesses radio show based in George C/looney's Cincinnati, Ohio show at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WKRP_in_Cincinnati
AND:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Jump

Whose first name 'Gordon' was Gordon [Beast] Hinckley's body double namesake for the LDS president who helped pave the way for Barack Obama on the various liberal talk radio shows in Seattle and Kansas City, Missouri.

GSR/TWN

PS: See the shot where the Indian pulls the trigger in BODY DOUBLE, per:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigger_(horse)

NOTE: You really don't know that the actress in the final vampire shower scene in BODY DOUBLE is actually Dakota Fanning's double until you see her in a blue bathrobe standing next to Emma Watson's double. Who says that she is going to get a lot of secret bootie call dates after her Irish fuck-me-now [before I die] movie comes out; i.e. "Fuck me now Reggie!!" [WILD AT HEART meets Spike Lee's no.44 movie.]