Sunday, March 4, 2012

SUCK HARDER

Jesus' sidekick made that Georgetown, Washington, DC coed into a national sensation on the eve of my wife hosting SNL because THE LONELY GUY actor in the MY BLUE HEAVEN prophecy likes them, "... a little dirty."

E.g. Sunday morning at 3:48 AM, the distinct soft voice of Renee Zellweger whispered a surprise LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE message into my soft pillow ear; that was quickly confirmed later by TIFFANY's brilliant cushion cut ring for $4,250 in the no.55,700 NYT. Because LL was advised on Saturday night at 30 ROCK by an older, crazier babe, with a much nicer tighter ass and smaller tits, that she could toss her three-way sofa throw-pillows around all she wants; just as long as she doesn't get them dirty.

But then the ever-increasing threatening gun-to-the-head cell-phone calls in GET SHORTY became so FAST&FURIOUS that she finally gave in and invited her hot-tits house-sitter LL to come along with her to the three-way nudist colony bed&breakfast in WANDERLUST.

Meanwhile, Rush published an apology for hitting that dry cleaner cunt in the face the same way that Chili punched Bones in the face for taking his black leather SERPICO jacket that represented Obama's official government law-enforcement birth certificate fraud.

You know that the 42 months period has come to an end when the defeated two witnesses start apologizing for calling a spade a spade.

GSR/TWN

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