THE JERK NOTES: 2

My "halfbreed" sidekick's mother in THE JERK informs him that he is not a "natural born child" [citizen] on his birthday. I.e. he was just dropped off on the doorstep of the White House, and no one wants to tell us where he came from.

When the Jerk's black African father explains the difference between shit and SHINOLA, there is a White Horse Prophecy standing in the background. Then the Jerk steps in a pile of horse shit. Which leads to the free ride he gets from a yellow septic tanker shit-pumping rig. Then he gets another free ride from a shit colored brown sedan. Which ends with his ride to the FIREBIRD MOTEL for cheap hookers in a 60s Free Love Bug VW. Where some Chinatown man names his amazing talking Sailor Dog look alike "Shithead".

Mrs Kimball, the REV.17 mother, calls the Jerk to charge him $75 for Marie's phone number at the MAY CO. Where they do physical transfiguration blood cleansing work. [SHINOLA shoe polish is made with ox-blood; the 12 tribes are often represented by 12 oxen; the Jerk lived on cookies and OJ that he got from blood extractions; etc.]

Then they get married in the LA endowment house by a mormon Negro priesthood holder. In confirmation of the mid 70s revelation from the devil to LDS President Spencer W Kimball about giving the sons of Ham the priesthood. As explained in various spoken-word revelations from God that are recorded word for word in the 2BC.

The Jerk is amazed how Marie's skin has bounced back from her physical transfiguration work. Mentioning that the natural weight loss from her rejuvenated 29ish metabolic rate must almost feel like weightlessness.

At the beginning of THE JERK, Obama himself delivers the Jerk's future white wife tuna sandwich that has been sealed for all eternity.

Marie counts, "1-2-3 for 56" before she throws the knife at the Jerk's big dick, during the future three woes period of the 5.6 White Horse Prophecy revelations in REV.11 etc.

Will Ferrell played up the KING RALPH angle big time in his recent role as the Mardi Gras King in the Big Easy. Since the actor who played my King Ralph role in London lives in New Orleans.

Happy Birthday Princess.

GSR/TWN

PS: The 1970s protagonist in ERASERHEAD is named Spencer.